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    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
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    Funkin' keeps offering me an FTN account "with HUGE buffer" for a pair of my daughter's dirty pull-ups, but I keep turning him down because I've seen the site.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Yeah, I'm sick of trying. Not a single person has agreed to send me a pair of their sisters/daughters/mothers dirty panties or diapers. I'm just gonna stop trying and stick with with Idol's sis and my niece.
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    He's now taking dumps on girls chests. :thinkingeyes:
    I forgot to let you guys know but this finally happened. I even took a pic of her with it on her(although the girls skin is so brown it's a little hard to tell). I'm afraid to post it, Cabalo or manker might think I'm going too far and suspend me.
    Last edited by Funkin'; 06-15-2012 at 08:03 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    I even took a pic of her with it on her(although the girls skin is so brown it's a little hard to tell). I'm afraid to post it, Cabalo or manker might think I'm going too far and suspend me.
    1. Plan ahead and add spinach and corn to your diet. It's good for you, and will help add contrast to the pics.
    2. Post the pics in the BT trade section, they'll blend in with all the other shit, and nobody will notice.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    ] I forgot to let you guys know but this finally happened. I even took a pic of her with it on her(although the girls skin is so brown it's a little hard to tell). I'm afraid to post it, Cabalo or manker might think I'm going too far and suspend me.
    The only thing manker would be likely to do is ask you if she's on Skype.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Well obviously.
    If you think about it, Skype is the perfect medium for scatalogical shenanigans. You get all of the visual delights with none of the olfactory unpleasantness.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Well obviously.
    If you think about it, Skype is the perfect medium for scatalogical shenanigans. You get all of the visual delights with none of the olfactory unpleasantness.
    I knew you were a filthy liar. At least I think it was you.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    What is the etiquette surrounding fecal games? After you shit on someone, you would think there would be no boundaries left to cross, but you wouldn't want to offend during such an intimate moment, right. Is it wrong to wipe your ass on their pillow? Are you supposed to wipe your ass at all? Are you expected to cuddle afterwards? What if they aren't into watersports- should you piss in the corner before dropping the log?

    I've tried sending these very questions into Miss Manners, but got no replies...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Well obviously.
    If you think about it, Skype is the perfect medium for scatalogical shenanigans. You get all of the visual delights with none of the olfactory unpleasantness.
    I knew you were a filthy liar. At least I think it was you.
    If you're talking about that time I tricked you into taking a dump on your own chest, then yes.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    What is the etiquette surrounding fecal games? After you shit on someone, you would think there would be no boundaries left to cross, but you wouldn't want to offend during such an intimate moment, right. Is it wrong to wipe your ass on their pillow? Are you supposed to wipe your ass at all? Are you expected to cuddle afterwards? What if they aren't into watersports- should you piss in the corner before dropping the log?

    I've tried sending these very questions into Miss Manners, but got no replies...
    You should have addressed it to Dear Abby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    What is the etiquette surrounding fecal games? After you shit on someone, you would think there would be no boundaries left to cross, but you wouldn't want to offend during such an intimate moment, right. Is it wrong to wipe your ass on their pillow? Are you supposed to wipe your ass at all? Are you expected to cuddle afterwards? What if they aren't into watersports- should you piss in the corner before dropping the log?

    I've tried sending these very questions into Miss Manners, but got no replies...
    You should have addressed it to Dear Abby.
    I didn't want the answer to be so filthy.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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