I Know This Is Rude, And Against The Rules, But ...

[mjmacky]

Contact with the human race culturally destroys yet another alien species.

There's actually more sport in it, and you don't deplete the herds of the strongest genetic suppliers. Would you be brave enough to Goatse a spear-wielding Schwarzenegger from 3 feet away?

I don't know, I'd never been at risk of pregnancy before.