Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?

**chalice** · 06-08-2012, 09:57 PM

You've got some serious skinny ankles going on there, fat boy.

I worry about myself when I can grip my middle finger and thumb around my lower ankle. I take it as my body telling me I need to eat. I'm somewhat reassured, however, that even Americans suffer from twig ankle syndrome.

**IdolEyes787** · 06-08-2012, 10:01 PM

Also what you need is a good jersey to inspire more respect from the locals.

Since I was unable to find a drug lord one I suggest maybe this.

pw_jrsy_dressblues_10_m.jpg

**IdolEyes787** · 06-08-2012, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by chavis

You've got some serious skinny ankles going on there, fat boy.

I worry about myself when I can grip my middle finger and thumb around my lower ankle. I take it as my body telling me I need to eat. I'm somewhat reassured, however, that even Americans suffer from twig ankle syndrome.

I was going to put in my post that he mistakenly posted a picture of his arm but I was confused because I've never seen an arm that small either.

**mjmacky** · 06-08-2012, 11:21 PM

Clearly you're all being thrown off by the massiveness of my calves

**megabyteme** · 06-08-2012, 11:27 PM

We might have made different suggestions if we'd known the bike was going to be ridden by someone with the body of a 10 year old. That's alright, maybe you can just grow into it.

**mjmacky** · 06-09-2012, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I would feel compelled to laugh except I feel sorry for your bike.
Could you please provide a picture of it just so I can be assured that it's OK.

PS fuck your leg.

P.S. there was a picture, FST just doesn't recognize imgbox as a legitimate image hosting service