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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    If you knew how much Mary struggles to get her ass up the stairs each day, I'm sure you wouldn't be quite so cruel.
    Do YOU have to walk a flight of stairs every day?
    Mais oui.


    My office is upstairs and so is my bedroom. I use both at least once each day.
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    If I think you could commit, I'd say we each keep track of how many steps we climb a week. I'd only do that if there was an app for it of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    If I think you could commit, I'd say we each keep track of how many steps we climb a week. I'd only do that if there was an app for it of course.
    A kind of alto-pedometer app, you think. I'm sure there must be.

    You'd lose, though. I'm the fucking stair-master.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm the fucking stair-master.
    What did squeams do to you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    I'm the fucking stair-master.
    What did squeams do to you?
    It's from Shrek.
    I didn't realise it was, though, until you made me think about it. Prior to thought crystallisation, I just had an angry black man's face saying it to me in my mind's eye.

    Think probably the expletive wasn't there in Shrek. But it's definitely from Shrek.
    I have this mad idea Idol will look at this post and feel a modicum of pride that I've thrown someone (even if it is only you) for the very first time with a (not very) obscure movie reference.
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    Just as long as we're clear about what a stairmaster is, and what being one implies.

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    Stair-Masters get walked all over, every day. Fact.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Just as long as we're clear about what a stairmaster is, and what being one implies.

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    My hyphen penchant wins out again
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I have this mad idea Idol will look at this post and feel a modicum of pride that I've thrown someone (even if it is only you) for the very first time with a (not very) obscure movie reference.
    To be fair referencing anything with Mike Myers in it is seen as a negative.
    Oh yeah baby,yeah.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Shrek is different. In all his other films, he basically plays himself - an unfunny cock.
    In Shrek you can't see his obsequious grin and his Scotch accent is decent so you can forget it's him.


    Shrek > almost all other cartoons > all other Mike Myers films > Mike Myers
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