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    Artemis's Avatar ¿ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ BT Rep: +3
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    What do you call a thalidomide baby in a swimming pool?











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    What's the difference between a thalidomide baby and a freezer?

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    What's the difference between a thalidomide baby and a freezer?

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    I'm slow witted. What's the punchline?


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    A thalidomide victim goes up to an ice cream van and asks for an ice cream.

    'Do you want a flake in that'? asks the ice cream guy.

    'Doesn't matter, I'm gonna drop it anyway'

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    A thalidomide victim goes up to an ice cream van and asks for an ice cream.

    'Do you want a flake in that'? asks the ice cream guy.

    'Doesn't matter, I'm gonna drop it anyway'



    -doobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    What's the difference between a thalidomide baby and a freezer?

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    A freezer has fish fingers on the inside​? :dunno:

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    Fuck it.

    A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fuck it.

    A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.
    You are sick.

    BTW, I'm still loling ...


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    i am indeed.
    It kinda loses something, i think, when some cawk from the internet tells it but coming from a 16 year old girl, it was a genuinely shocking moment.

    missus; he is still laughing
    neice: yeah
    missus; what did you tell him
    neice; ask him
    missus; hoi, tell me
    me; ok <tells it>
    missus; <stonefaced> you both disgust me.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I've told that joke, but it was just a regular baby.
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