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    To be honest, I had to deflate my tire completely before I figured it all out.
    At least you stopped short of hitting stuff with a hammer.
    The last time I hit something, it was with a monkey wrench.
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    And yet you're still married.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    And yet you're still married.
    Well, against flesh, is there no better weapon than flesh?
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    A monkey wrench, for one
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    And yet you're still married.
    Well, against flesh, is there no better weapon than flesh?
    Protip: soap in a towel.

    Last edited by megabyteme; 06-16-2012 at 10:18 PM. Reason: Added video; changed advice. Actually, didn't mean to post the first time. :doh!:
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    A monkey wrench, for one
    An Ebola virus infected monkey with a wrench.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
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    A monkey wrench, for one
    An Ebola virus infected monkey with a wrench.
    ...in the Library.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    There's a no pets allowed sign.
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    By better, I'm sure I meant satisfying. You people are just too cold and impersonal.
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    Mary I think I'm done with the bt section so I leave it in your capable hands , oddly over developed wrists and tiny ankles to battle on alone.
    Last edited by IdolEyes787; 06-19-2012 at 12:14 AM.
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