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    Hold the Mao could also be a kitteh costume.
    Took me about 5 seconds, then after a solid blurt ofd laughter, my wife asked, "What...?"

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    Don't worry about a contract, with his disability, we'll just tell anyone who asks that he just "wandered off". Stuff happens.
    Actually, I'm a planner. I'm hoping it will help reduce my sentence when the judge determines it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    Took me about 5 seconds, then after a solid blurt ofd laughter, my wife asked, "What...?"

    Next, you had to explain how you've been spewing bile about your son on the internet, it's the timeout corner for you.
    I just changed the story to, "Dave said".
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I don't see a downside for you if you're the one delivering, just tell her she has to be the one to clean it up.
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    "High on drugs and engrossed in a videogame Funkin' once again misinterprets his girlfriend's comments concerning a steaming pile of shit".
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    Thanks for the advice macky. And thank you Idol for nothing(as usual). But you always put a smile on my face. And I'm pretty sure she already knows she's the one that is going to have to clean up. She is a woman afterall... I've talked to her since I made that post. I think next time I decide to throw my nut in her I'm going to take the plunge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    Thanks for the advice macky. And thank you Idol for nothing(as usual). But you always put a smile on my face. And I'm pretty sure she already knows she's the one that is going to have to clean up. She is a woman afterall... I've talked to her since I made that post. I think next time I decide to throw my nut in her I'm going to take the plunge.
    Better to purge before plunge, it might be hard to keep it in while you're porking. Perhaps invite in a third girl so that you can doggy style that one over the scat girl and start dropping your love brownies amidst the sexing. You'll probably love it so much that you will have a hard time achieving an orgasm any other way (besides wanking on the toilet of course).
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    Actually, I finally ended up dumping my bitch today. After over seven years I've "let her go". Although I cheated on her multiple times throughout the "relationship" with this other toilet. Forget where's she's from, she's brown but not from Mexico(you know, I don't actually listen when they talk). So some other country where brown people come from... Anyways, she's 21(which is a bit old for me) and has said multiple times before that she's into that nasty stuff. So I'm going to use your advice on this chick instead of my ex. Although I'm definitely not going to purge. I want to drop as foul of stuff as I can onto her... Anyways, what's up with girls being into this sort of stuff? Oh and Idol, thanks for nothing... As usual. EDIT: I apologize for the lack of paragraphs. For some reason this great site is refusing to let me make any.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    Actually, I finally ended up dumping my bitch today. After over seven years I've "let her go". Although I cheated on her multiple times throughout the "relationship" with this other toilet. Forget where's she's from, she's brown but not from Mexico(you know, I don't actually listen when they talk). So some other country where brown people come from... Anyways, she's 21(which is a bit old for me) and has said multiple times before that she's into that nasty stuff. So I'm going to use your advice on this chick instead of my ex. Although I'm definitely not going to purge. I want to drop as foul of stuff as I can onto her... Anyways, what's up with girls being into this sort of stuff? Oh and Idol, thanks for nothing... As usual. EDIT: I apologize for the lack of paragraphs. For some reason this great site is refusing to let me make any.
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    Also, I am confused as to who is who in your story and why you couldn't just use them both in my proposed master plan.
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