People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different

[megabyteme]

But in his haste to dash headlong, cross-country to meet and deal to his nemesis, our hero completely forgets that said nemesis is armed to the teeth. The confrontation goes badly, when our hero, who has forgotten to even bring a knife to the gun fight, suddenly realises that harsh language isn't going to cut it when a hail of bullets and some poorly aimed buckshot comes whistling in his direction.

Playing someone with a handicap is the surest way to an Oscar.Jensen Ackles as OlegL and I'm sensing Paul Giamatti as Meg.
Or maybe Philip Seymour Hoffman.Whichever of the two can dirty himself up best.

I was hoping for Steve Buschemi, or Quentin Tarantino.

[IdolEyes787]

I was actually thinking Cher in a pair of sweatpants and a stained t-shirt but I was afraid that you might take offense.

[ckrit]

Wat.

He keeps on calling everyone old chap, which is irritating and condescending. Since he is a retard the condescension is kind of silly.

Have you considered using quotation marks, more commas and an extra f?

I took a quick look at that post and thought dave wrote it for you, for a second. I was, in all honesty, all like "wtf is he saying, are there words missing?" when first I glanced at that poast.

No harshness intended, but whyyyyyy.

[megabyteme]

I was actually thinking Cher in a pair of sweatpants and a stained t-shirt but I was afraid that you might take offense.

I recently cut my hair.

[Artemis]

He keeps on calling everyone old chap, which is irritating and condescending. Since he is a retard the condescension is kind of silly.

Have you considered using quotation marks, more commas and an extra f?

I took a quick look at that post and thought dave wrote it for you, for a second. I was, in all honesty, all like "wtf is he saying, are there words missing?" when first I glanced at that poast.

No harshness intended, but whyyyyyy.

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[anon]

If I weren't afraid to end up in prison, I would beat you to death should I ever meet you in real life. (It's unlikely to happen 'cause I live in NY and you are in Washington State). Since I am afraid to end up in prison, I can't do a lot of things that I wanna do. But, man, the thought of beating you to death... All I can tell you is that you need to shut the fuck up... I apologized to anon, and he accepted my apology.

I'd comment, but then you might want to kill me too. And I want to be in your good graces, self-confessed potential murderer...

[mjmacky]

I'd like to go on the record and state that it sounds like a silly British thing whenever anyone says "old chap", and never condescending.

[manker]

He actually did write 'you banned me and made all this the primary focus of my life'.

oh em gee.

It's true, whenever he gets banned on the internet it becomes the primary focus of his life.

Also, I can confirm the fact that he's given my address to some very dubious characters. Last night a window glazing firm leaflet appeared ominously on my doormat at 11pm, and the day before that I found a takeaway restaurant leaflet hanging from my door knob. When will the harrassment end?

You might have warned me.
When we were conspiring for months to get him hated by everyone and then banned from the internets, you didn't even hint that it would result in him hounding the very essence of my being by ... um ... saying I suck and stuff.

zomfg you were just pushing my buttons!

[ckrit]

I thought he said that ur a big bully and that stevesucks.com.

[Squeamous]

I'd like to go on the record and state that it sounds like a silly British thing whenever anyone says "old chap", and never condescending.

That's how I read it too. It's an attempt at being jaunty and devil-may-care while secretly, murderously, seething.

You might have warned me.
When we were conspiring for months to get him hated by everyone and then banned from the internets, you didn't even hint that it would result in him hounding the very essence of my being by ... um ... saying I suck and stuff.

zomfg you were just pushing my buttons!

'That woman' answers to no man.