Everyone knows I don't, remember? Dave doesn't have any porn of me because I don't have any bewbs. I was rumbled for spewing shit and bile on this ages ago, in my message to Chavis. Then, if you recall, I spewed some some brain poo at you and that was what allowed you to flush Dave out into the open before driving him back into his car

and onto my balustrade like a middle aged daddy long legs in an ecru suit. If I had tits none of this would have happened. Dave would have posted them on the internet, my internet whore business would have tripled in value, and my balustrade would have remained uncluttered by internet spastics.
If only I had tits I wouldn't have to move my balustrade to a secret location where people and their friends who like to abuse such things could never spew there hate filled nasty bile over it. I've only just repainted it, do you have any idea how much a tin of Hammerite costs these days?
So get your facts straight Moderator Manker The Hypocrite. I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits, and if you say I do I'm going to drive down to Wales

and take pictures of you from a bush outside your window and post your tits all over the internet. Because you and your friends should have unto you done unto them until you learn that I will never give up photographing your bewbs. Bullies.
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