People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different

[manker]

I don't think I can change the browser on my phone. I've tried it before but I'm not allowed to uninstall it. So up yours fatty!

Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.

I read it the same as you did the first time, too. I re-read it because I thought it wasn't like Squeams to be all emo.
She also occasionally likes to pretend she has bewbs.

Everyone knows I don't, remember? Dave doesn't have any porn of me because I don't have any bewbs. I was rumbled for spewing shit and bile on this ages ago, in my message to Chavis. Then, if you recall, I spewed some some brain poo at you and that was what allowed you to flush Dave out into the open before driving him back into his car and onto my balustrade like a middle aged daddy long legs in an ecru suit. If I had tits none of this would have happened. Dave would have posted them on the internet, my internet whore business would have tripled in value, and my balustrade would have remained uncluttered by internet spastics.
If only I had tits I wouldn't have to move my balustrade to a secret location where people and their friends who like to abuse such things could never spew there hate filled nasty bile over it. I've only just repainted it, do you have any idea how much a tin of Hammerite costs these days?
So get your facts straight Moderator Manker The Hypocrite. I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits, and if you say I do I'm going to drive down to Wales and take pictures of you from a bush outside your window and post your tits all over the internet. Because you and your friends should have unto you done unto them until you learn that I will never give up photographing your bewbs. Bullies.

You're spookily good at this parody. it's almost like the whole five years was a case-study culminating in ripping the pish out of the subject on the internets as its eventual goal.

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[Squeamous]

I can't really 'change' the browser on my phone either, that's why I installed a different one. Dolphin HD, it's tuna safe. I don't know of any recommendations beyond Android.

I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits

Not even in your mouth?

Maybe. I estimate I've lived less than half the time I will, so just because I haven't done yet doesn't mean I won't one day.
I don't think I can really be bothered to go to all the effort of finding out how to add a different browser just so I can see your spoiler pish.

Still don't understand how it took you 5 years to recognize mentalist. Most everyone else spots it in a good 5 to 7 words.

I always recognised it, but it was always related to other people and was infrequent enough to allow me to time to recharge batteries between bouts of mentalism. There's very little I can do when I've had enough of people though, my mind takes over and the shutters come down. At that point they just cease to exist, and so does any influence they have in my life. It's the flipside of having almost infinite patience. Yin and yang and all that. I don't do grey areas.

You're spookily good at this parody. it's almost like the whole five years was a case-study culminating in ripping the pish out of the subject on the internets at its culmination

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[megabyteme]

I always recognised it, but it was always related to other people and was infrequent enough to allow me to time to recharge batteries between bouts of mentalism. There's very little I can do when I've had enough of people though, my mind takes over and the shutters come down. At that point they just cease to exist, and so does any influence they have in my life. It's the flipside of having almost infinite patience. Yin and yang and all that. I don't do grey areas.

It seems he balanced on both edges of yin and yang. I half expected that you broke it off with him after the first meeting, but he just refused to "[GO] THE FUCK AWAY".

[megabyteme]

You're spookily good at this parody. it's almost like the whole five years was a case-study culminating in ripping the pish out of the subject on the internets as its eventual goal.

As I keep saying, that's exactly what it was.

Wow, Dave, I haven't seen this much cleverness out of you since the whole m/wanker name thingy.

[mjmacky]

Not even in your mouth?

Maybe. I estimate I've lived less than half the time I will, so just because I haven't done yet doesn't mean I won't one day.

Well, time's a wasting, and old saggy tits are never in, even when they're being vacuumed by someone's mouth sucker. The previous assumption was made because the older you get, the more awkward it will be to start suckling at the taut perky nips of a 20-something.

[mjmacky]

I do wonder how many posts FST would get if you didn't all have me and my personal real life to keep posting about? So you see I can't go away, for the sake of the bored.

I could get along fine without you, but I'm not going to pass up on a joke walking stalking around freely waiting to be claimed.

[megabyteme]

I do wonder how many posts FST would fst if you didn't all have me and my personal real life to keep posting about? So you see I can't go away, for the sake of the bored.

You are like the extra can of water that gets added to soup, Dave. You don't really add anything, but you keep the soup from being too rich. Thanks for that, I guess...

[Squeamous]

It seems he balanced on both edges of yin and yang. I half expected that you broke it off with him after the first meeting, but he just refused to "[GO] THE FUCK AWAY".

I find interesting people interesting I guess

Well, time's a wasting, and old saggy tits are never in, even when they're being vacuumed by someone's mouth sucker. The previous assumption was made because the older you get, the more awkward it will be to start suckling at the taut perky nips of a 20-something.

I've got a way to go before I need to start worrying about that. I still get asked for ID, so there's no reason I shouldn't be able to ensnare pretty young women for many years yet

[mjmacky]

I find interesting people interesting I guess

I find face ripper monkey and face eating man interesting, but I'd prefer to see them interesting together behind a thick glass panel.

[Squeamous]

I find interesting people interesting I guess

I find face ripper monkey and face eating man interesting, but I'd prefer to see them interesting together behind a thick glass panel.

It's a good point, well presented.