People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different

[Snee]

The menses.

[Squeamous]

No no no.....false alarm......everyone calm down

[manker]

I'll probe you for weakness before initialising my fiendish plan and I won't announce it to the internets before implementation.

I can't see how it can fail.

Will you leave my bloody cervix alone!

With pleasure.

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pretty sure that's female code for bumsecks

[Snee]

A leaky lady garden is no laughing matter.

[Squeamous]

There's no need to be frightened. Judging by the size of my bewbs I'm not due for about another 4 days. I'll warn you when it happens, don't worry.

[mjmacky]

I thought you were going to say, "judging by the size of my bewbs, it'll produce a flow as heavy as a popped zit."
Not literally, but in spirit.

[manker]

I'm not scared when the moon-cup cometh, but it scares the shit out of me when Mary starts flirting.

[megabyteme]

With Squeams' advancing years, this sort of talk will soon be a thing of the past. It's kinda like when a regular business with daytime hours opens its doors to 24/7.

[ckrit]

A leaky lady garden is no laughing mater.

The boab remix.

[Squeamous]

Alas, the older one gets the heavier one's flow, especially if you have a coil fitted. As for opening hours, it really depends on how badly you want that peptobismol and bottle of scotch