No wonder Oleg thinks dave is a pretty neat guy. They both like making impotent death threats and long walks on the beach.
Ok, oleg doesn't really go outside, but you know.
No wonder Oleg thinks dave is a pretty neat guy. They both like making impotent death threats and long walks on the beach.
Ok, oleg doesn't really go outside, but you know.
Where the fuck did that come from? Oleg, I think we should fight to the death now.
I've got a fast car
We can sell tickets from anywhere
Maybe we can make a deal
And get together to fight somewhere
Even NY is better
My chances are good, I really can't lose
Maybe I'll break something
Which of your body parts, you get to choose.
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I see the beginnings of a movie script here:
An autistic, shut-in, Jew from New York, who has severe anger issues, gets fed up with an online poster from Washington State and decides to leave his apartment (for the first time in like 5 years) and travel cross-country to kill him. He meets up with various people who he either likes or hates (there's no in-between) as he makes his journey...
I smell an Oscar.
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