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    No blacks were involved or harmed in the original origin of the etymology of the term 'gang-bang'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    I know many* guys that that claim gangbanging the same broad wasn't in any way gay.

    * 1 guy who was speaking for the group
    Has there ever been a gangbang anywhere that didn't include at least one black guy? Is it required by law, or do people get excited and just forget to lock their doors?
    Fact is only Blacks and Mexicans belong to gangs and they have yet to find a Mexican with a penis big enough to star in a porno.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    Has there ever been a gangbang anywhere that didn't include at least one black guy? Is it required by law, or do people get excited and just forget to lock their doors?
    Fact is only Blacks and Mexicans belong to gangs and they have yet to find a Mexican with a penis big enough to star in a porno.
    Mexicans have long been part of the porn industry. They hold the lights and boom mikes, and clean the room when everyone is finished.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    If Ron Jeremy isn't Mexican, then I'll eat my cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    If Ron Jeremy isn't Mexican, then I'll eat my cat.
    That's one way to stop the little fucker pissing in the house.

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    He's done water-sports. I was completely unaware.
    I always had you pegged as a mainstream porn aficionado, Arty. None of that cartoony school-girl stuff that Mary's into, eh
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    He's done water-sports. I was completely unaware.
    I always had you pegged as a mainstream porn aficionado, Arty. None of that cartoony school-girl stuff that Mary's into, eh
    Well that will teach me to leave a dangling participle, there is nothing little about Ron Jeremy these days (the tubby bitch), I was referring to your incontinent kitty, you welsh pedant.

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    Well I had a few days off work last week and kicked the cat out straight after food and made her stay out for at least four hours each time. Result = no shitting on my chrome floor tiles.
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    Have you considered just having the cat covered in chrome? =No more cat problems, and would match your chrome-plated lyfestyle.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    It's a good plan in principle.
    However, I'm not sure that would go with my recently acquired chrome statue of David Boreanaz.
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