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effendi
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I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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I feel like I'm not being taken seriously, for some reason...Originally Posted by Something Else
Persona non grata
A maple tree but instead of it having a multitude of small leaves it only would have one big giant one so the Fall clean up would be easier.
Respect my lack of authority.
Persona non grata
A car with 400 zebra power.
Respect my lack of authority.
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
Pedal-powered leaf-blower. You cycle-path.
Last edited by Something Else; 05-28-2012 at 09:10 PM.
Now go away.
Persona non grata
The ability to fall up.
Respect my lack of authority.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
A Teflon bee-keeper style outfit to repel peoples' spit as I walk down the street.
Spoiler: ShowActually, that might be something useful.
Persona non grata
The ability to have my spit penetrate Teflon.
Respect my lack of authority.
effendi
A room coated completely in teflon that I could spit into and debunk the widely held opinion that perpetual motion is unpossible.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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