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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I thought you said Squarehead had the black one.


    After he passed his test, like.

    I'm remembering more and more stuff. It could be pish but it's still stuff.
    Feck so he did, I must have taken the red one at that time.

    That must be when Mrs JP got the Ka. She's got a wee Merc A class thing now.

    I've still got the red hairdressers ... etc.

    That seems a bit harsh.

    Thank fuck I don't care about cars.
    I thought you did. Or maybe that's Bo. I always get you two mixed up what with both being kept-men.

    Did you hear about his nuptials. He's also gone and gotten alopecia.
    I think this was prior to the wedding as I've not seen hide nor hair (lol, hair) of him since that transpired.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I remember him when he joined here, he was like 12 or something else.

    Are you telling me he is now "married" some sort of civil ceremony presumablement.

    No harm to the gheys, but it really is more of a legal / tax thing rather than an actual marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I remember him when he joined here, he was like 12 or something else.

    Are you telling me he is now "married" some sort of civil ceremony presumablement.

    No harm to the gheys, but it really is more of a legal / tax thing rather than an actual marriage.
    I think Lilmiss insisted upon the full works.
    They even went to Scotlandshire to get things done properly. Her family went, his didn't.

    I don't want to start rumours but I don't think they approved what with her being loike double his age or whatever.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    And why Scotland

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    Consummated on a full size snooker table, too. Bo was delighted about it. First time he'd ever seen one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Consummated on a full size snooker table, too. Bo was delighted about it. First time he'd ever seen one.
    I heard he wore white.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.
    Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
    Inside you there's a blonde woman trying to get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.
    Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
    Inside you there's a blonde woman trying to get out.
    Yeah

    But she isn't going to help me get to Belgium. I'm still going to meet up with them in London, though, tomorrow.
    On Friday morning, I'll have to head back to Wales, alone, while they head off.

    Come meet me and we'll arm wrestle.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah

    But she isn't going to help me get to Belgium. I'm still going to meet up with them in London, though, tomorrow.
    On Friday morning, I'll have to head back to Wales, alone, while they head off.

    Come meet me and we'll arm wrestle.
    Aw, you stupid thing. I bet you won't live this one down for a while.

    Hmmm....it's almost as if you knew Thursday night is my climbing night: the one night of the week when my arms are virtually useless after . However, I shall be passing through central London around 9.30pm if you're man enough to take me on

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    Yeah. I have been sent some cute pics of me with thumb-prints phoatieshopped onto my forehead.


    And also, I'll be shit-faced by half nine so you might stand a chance.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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