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    Anyone been on the Channel Tunnel?
    What;s the passport control like?
    Anyone used someone else's passport to travel within the European Union?
    What are the penalties if one does so?

    I'm asking for a friend and it's definitely nothing to do with the stag weekend I'm probably not going on to Belgium this weekend.
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    Tell your friend to use your passport.

    She will be fine.

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    I just learned UK is not part of the Schengen area.

    http://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens...n/index_en.htm

    Makes me think you just need an ID.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Tell your friend to use your passport.

    She will be fine.

    You'd know about stuff like this. What with all your ... going to Portugal in the Clio or whatever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I just learned UK is not part of the Schengen area.

    http://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens...n/index_en.htm

    Makes me think you just need an ID.
    I don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.
    Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Tell your friend to use your passport.

    She will be fine.

    You'd know about stuff like this. What with all your ... going to Portugal in the Clio or whatever.
    Did I tell you that I had taken the wee, red, hairdresser's Clio.

    The Clio is red like, not the hairdresser. There isn't really a hairdresser, that's just to describe the car. It's like one a hairdresser would ... you get the point.

    Sorry if that is old news, I'm currently chronologically challenged. It was Mrs JP's, when I had the wee black one, then she changed cars so I took that one. I couldn't be arsed getting a new car so she got one, and I just took that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    You'd know about stuff like this. What with all your ... going to Portugal in the Clio or whatever.
    Did I tell you that I had taken the wee, red, hairdresser's Clio.

    The Clio is red like, not the hairdresser. There isn't really a hairdresser, that's just to describe the car. It's like one a hairdresser would ... you get the point.

    Sorry if that is old news, I'm currently chronologically challenged. It was Mrs JP's, when I had the wee black one, then she changed cars so I took that one. I couldn't be arsed getting a new car so she got one, and I just took that one.
    I thought you said Squarehead had the black one.


    After he passed his test, like.

    I'm remembering more and more stuff. It could be pish but it's still stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I just learned UK is not part of the Schengen area.

    http://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens...n/index_en.htm

    Makes me think you just need an ID.
    I don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.
    Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
    LOL

    Genious.

    I take it you don't actually know the person you sold the car to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    Did I tell you that I had taken the wee, red, hairdresser's Clio.

    The Clio is red like, not the hairdresser. There isn't really a hairdresser, that's just to describe the car. It's like one a hairdresser would ... you get the point.

    Sorry if that is old news, I'm currently chronologically challenged. It was Mrs JP's, when I had the wee black one, then she changed cars so I took that one. I couldn't be arsed getting a new car so she got one, and I just took that one.
    I thought you said Squarehead had the black one.


    After he passed his test, like.

    I'm remembering more and more stuff. It could be pish but it's still stuff.
    Feck so he did, I must have taken the red one at that time.

    That must be when Mrs JP got the Ka. She's got a wee Merc A class thing now.

    I've still got the red hairdressers ... etc.

    That seems a bit harsh.

    Thank fuck I don't care about cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.
    Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
    LOL

    Genious.

    I take it you don't actually know the person you sold the car to.
    It was all done through Audi so I've no earthly idea who is driving around like a big poof in it now.
    I'll ring them in the morning but a week and a half has elapsed and I'm supposed to be going at 2pm.

    The chances look pretty slim.
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