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    And that's when she invented anal cocaine delivery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    And that's when she invented anal cocaine delivery.
    I liked it better when I thought you said she let me use her boner.
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    Stories are a path. Your night didn't end with you snorting cocaine off a one-legged nigerian drag queen's penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darthy
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    Your mom did a line of coke off my boner when she was only 13. And talk about weird... I'm 6 years younger than her.
    The really fucked up part was that she returned the favor.
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    And fuck you, Mary, for trying to ruin my absolutely perfect simile.
    I'll see you in hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    And that's when she invented anal cocaine delivery.
    I liked it better when I thought you said she let me use her boner.
    Same. That's actually what made me lol .-.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    Stories are a path. Your night didn't end with you snorting cocaine off a one-legged nigerian drag queen's penis.
    Ugandan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    And fuck you, Mary, for trying to ruin my absolutely perfect simile.
    I'll see you in hell.
    I'm kind of awkward with the pleasantries, but you're welcome?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    And fuck you, Mary, for trying to ruin my absolutely perfect simile.
    I'll see you in hell.
    I'm kind of awkward
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I'm kind of awkward
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    huh.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    Stories are a path. Your night didn't end with you snorting cocaine off a one-legged nigerian drag queen's penis.
    Ugandan.
    As long as it's a continent away from your apparent comfort zone, I think we've all made the progress we need in this conversation.
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