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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    And also; she has a gigantic lady garden.
    If it was a flower it would be a Titan arum lilly
    Not the Amorphophallus titanum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    And also; she has a gigantic lady garden.
    If it was a flower it would be a Titan arum lilly
    She's also into botany.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    I'm on my home PC now
    Oh
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Did mommy drive you back manky?
    No, she drove me there!
    I caught the Eurostar back like a pro.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Not the Amorphophallus titanum?
    The very one!

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    She's also into botany.

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    That was a stretch. Like your tradesman's entrance. Still telling yourself you made it to Belgium?
    Last edited by Squeamous; 06-12-2012 at 10:01 PM. Reason: Forgot about Mary

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    I did and there were no radiators there :emo"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    That was a stretch.
    Moar details about what you can do with your large phallus and how you can destroy manker's fanny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I did and there were no radiators there :emo"
    Your pinky slipped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    I did and there were no radiators there :emo"
    Your pinky slipped.
    There's goo on it.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I did and there were no radiators there :emo"
    You're a silly boy. You could have had your stag do around mine!

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Moar details about what you can do with your large phallus and how you can destroy manker's fanny!
    I thought I'd hog-tie him, hang him from the ceiling by elastic and use his weight to aid my thrusting motion, since I'm not quite used to the strap-on yet.

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