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  1. 06-12-2012, 10:32 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeams
    You're a silly boy. You could have had your stag do around mine! :evil:
    Around your what





    Just how big is your whisker biscuit
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  3. 06-12-2012, 10:39 PM Lounge   -   #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I thought I'd hog-tie him, hang him from the ceiling by elastic and use his weight to aid my thrusting motion, since I'm not quite used to the strap-on yet.
    Some guys get really upset when their pornos turn into comedy, but not me, tickling my funny bone gives me just as much pleasure as tickling the other bone.
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  5. 06-12-2012, 11:04 PM Lounge   -   #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Around your what





    Just how big is your whisker biscuit
    You can fit a dart board and a full size Snooker table in there.

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Some guys get really upset when their pornos turn into comedy, but not me, tickling my funny bone gives me just as much pleasure as tickling the other bone.
    I wasn't joking
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  7. 06-12-2012, 11:05 PM Lounge   -   #34
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  9. 06-12-2012, 11:06 PM Lounge   -   #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I wasn't joking
    I didn't imply there was one
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I wasn't joking
    I didn't imply there was one
    If you're implying I'm not funny that's not very funny
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  13. 06-12-2012, 11:10 PM Lounge   -   #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    I didn't imply there was one
    If you're implying I'm not funny that's not very funny
    OK, Mary5, I am a nice guy so I'll elaborate. I find amusement in your sexual shenanigans while safely watching from a distance
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    OK, Mary5, I am a nice guy so I'll elaborate. I find amusement in your sexual shenanigans while safely watching from a distance
    Stop looking at my ankles you pervert.
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  17. 06-12-2012, 11:26 PM Lounge   -   #39
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    Oh yeah baby, put some torsion on the fabric.
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    I'm getting my wellies!!
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