As improbable as it sounds there might actually be some individual out there who is so depraved and totally sex obsessed ,with the the accompanying morals or an alley cat ,that he/she might mistake your innocent magic missileing reference to be an euphemism for what you would do to him/her with your penis.
So basically I'm warning you to expect mjmacky to start harping on you about being a cheater any time now.
I was going to add "Don't be too hard on him " but that would probably just exacerbate the situation.
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