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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Yeah Oceania is a 'thing' I just dislike being lumped in with Australia.
    Well it was a bit underhanded, I admit. That's it, I'm just going to admit it, I'm not taking it back or anything. :appropriatesmiley:
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Yeah Oceania is a 'thing' I just dislike being lumped in with Australia.
    Well it was a bit underhanded, I admit. That's it, I'm just going to admit it, I'm not taking it back or anything. :appropriatesmiley:
    I think the world as I know it would stop and time would begin to go back backwards if you actually took anything back so you are operating completely on form.

    Actually if you will permit me a segue though, as I was driving around today my GPS unit reminded me of this conversation. Why you may ask? Well my GPS is a Navman and the voices in it are Australian, the illiterate ozzie slapper inside my very expensive GPS cannot pronounce the local place names even remotely closely and stumbles over them in an irritating high pitched nasal ozzie twang, which made the lumping together of New Zealand and Australia particularly poignant and irritating today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Well it was a bit underhanded, I admit. That's it, I'm just going to admit it, I'm not taking it back or anything. :appropriatesmiley:
    I think the world as I know it would stop and time would begin to go back backwards if you actually took anything back so you are operating completely on form.

    Actually if you will permit me a segue though, as I was driving around today my GPS unit reminded me of this conversation. Why you may ask? Well my GPS is a Navman and the voices in it are Australian, the illiterate ozzie slapper inside my very expensive GPS cannot pronounce the local place names even remotely closely and stumbles over them in an irritating high pitched nasal ozzie twang, which made the lumping together of New Zealand and Australia particularly poignant and irritating today.
    Like there's a difference....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    I think the world as I know it would stop and time would begin to go back backwards if you actually took anything back so you are operating completely on form.

    Actually if you will permit me a segue though, as I was driving around today my GPS unit reminded me of this conversation. Why you may ask? Well my GPS is a Navman and the voices in it are Australian, the illiterate ozzie slapper inside my very expensive GPS cannot pronounce the local place names even remotely closely and stumbles over them in an irritating high pitched nasal ozzie twang, which made the lumping together of New Zealand and Australia particularly poignant and irritating today.
    Like there's a difference....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    which made the lumping together of New Zealand and Australia particularly poignant and irritating today.
    I'll give you some advice to help you cool down. Just throw some shrimp on the barbie and pop open a can of Foster's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    which made the lumping together of New Zealand and Australia particularly poignant and irritating today.
    I'll give you some advice to help you cool down. Just throw some shrimp on the barbie and pop open a can of Foster's.
    Well actually we won a brand spanking new top of the range barbie in a competition last week,all alloy 6 burner + side element, electric rotisserie, gas bottle, and even a cover for it so there are some up sides to my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    I'll give you some advice to help you cool down. Just throw some shrimp on the barbie and pop open a can of Foster's.
    Well actually we won a brand spanking new top of the range barbie in a competition last week,all alloy 6 burner + side element, electric rotisserie, gas bottle, and even a cover for it so there are some up sides to my life.
    Nice one

    But don't you think that they're cheating? Whenever I have a bbq (which is basically when I get made to attend the one happening in my back garden, since I don't eat meat), we just use a disposable foil tray that's filled with charcoal and bought for £3.
    We got given one of those behemoths that you describe but it's just like a massive cooker on wheels and I just figure you may as well cook in the kitchen and bring the food out when it's done.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Well actually we won a brand spanking new top of the range barbie in a competition last week,all alloy 6 burner + side element, electric rotisserie, gas bottle, and even a cover for it so there are some up sides to my life.
    Nice one

    But don't you think that they're cheating? Whenever I have a bbq (which is basically when I get made to attend the one happening in my back garden, since I don't eat meat), we just use a disposable foil tray that's filled with charcoal and bought for £3.
    We got given one of those behemoths that you describe but it's just like a massive cooker on wheels and I just figure you may as well cook in the kitchen and bring the food out when it's done.
    You're absolutely correct about behemoth on wheels, I've already flogged it for a nice profit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Well actually we won a brand spanking new top of the range barbie in a competition last week,all alloy 6 burner + side element, electric rotisserie, gas bottle, and even a cover for it so there are some up sides to my life.
    What the actual fuck?

    Did Beef Supreme ride it into your lawn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Well actually we won a brand spanking new top of the range barbie in a competition last week,all alloy 6 burner + side element, electric rotisserie, gas bottle, and even a cover for it so there are some up sides to my life.
    What the actual fuck?

    Did Beef Supreme ride it into your lawn?
    What word didn't you understand? I can draw pictures if it would help?

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