Who Speaks Engrish Best?

[megabyteme]

Manker doesn't eat meat, and Art gives up his badass BBQ without a fight. Don't you both look darling in your skirts.

[manker]

I'd make some joke about you being a kept man, but I'm worried you'll be packing heat at the upcoming fst re-union and might shoot me in the face after a couple of Appletinis.

[megabyteme]

I'd make some joke about you being a kept man, but I'm worried you'll be packing heat at the upcoming fst re-union and might shoot me in the face after a couple of Appletinis.

Kept man with a private theater, kick ass BBQ and smoker, motorcycle, guns... I could go on, but I wouldn't want tears spoiling those high heels you are wearing.

[manker]

I'd make some joke about you being a kept man, but I'm worried you'll be packing heat at the upcoming fst re-union and might shoot me in the face after a couple of Appletinis.

Kept man with a private theater, kick ass BBQ and smoker, motorcycle, guns... I could go on, but I wouldn't want tears spoiling those high heels you are wearing.

You should have gone on, I'd rather have high heels than any of those things.
I used to want a projector but Arty and Snee have completely put me off them, until such a time as I get one. I may possibly change my opinion at that time but not before.

[megabyteme]

Kept man with a private theater, kick ass BBQ and smoker, motorcycle, guns... I could go on, but I wouldn't want tears spoiling those high heels you are wearing.

You should have gone on, I'd rather have high heels than any of those things.
I used to want a projector but Arty and Snee have completely put me off them, until such a time as I get one. I may possibly change my opinion at that time but not before.

I missed their comments. I absolutely love mine. Less expensive than many high-end TVs.

[IdolEyes787]

You should have gone on, I'd rather have high heels than any of those things.
I used to want a projector but Arty and Snee have completely put me off them, until such a time as I get one. I may possibly change my opinion at that time but not before.

I missed their comments. I absolutely love mine. Less expensive than many high-end TVs.

It seems cheap but then they probably screw you on the giant glass screen you need to make it work.

[megabyteme]

I missed their comments. I absolutely love mine. Less expensive than many high-end TVs.

It seems cheap but then they probably screw you on the giant glass screen you need to make it work.

Protip: Use a white Walmart shower curtain, and smooth out the wrinkles.

[manker]

You should have gone on, I'd rather have high heels than any of those things.
I used to want a projector but Arty and Snee have completely put me off them, until such a time as I get one. I may possibly change my opinion at that time but not before.

I missed their comments. I absolutely love mine. Less expensive than many high-end TVs.

Looks shit

[megabyteme]

I missed their comments. I absolutely love mine. Less expensive than many high-end TVs.

Looks shit

[VilmaSchultz]

The results were taken from non-English speaking countries:

TOP RANKED NATIONS FOR ENGLISH PROFICIENCY
Rank Country	EF EPI	Score Level
1. Norway	69.09	Very High
2. Netherlands	67.93	Very High
3. Denmark	66.58	Very High
4. Sweden	66.26	Very High
5. Finland	61.25	Very High
6. Austria	58.58	High
7. Belgium	57.23	High
8. Germany	56.64	High
9. Malaysia	55.54	High
10. Poland	54.62	Moderate
11. Switzerland	54.60	Moderate
12. Hong Kong	54.44	Moderate
13. South Korea	54.19	Moderate
14. Japan	54.17	Moderate
15. Portugal	53.62	Moderate

BOTTOM RANKED NATIONS FOR ENGLISH PROFICIENCY
Rank Country	EF EPI	Score Level
30. India	47.35	Low
31. Brazil	47.27	Low
32. Russia	45.79	Low
33. Dominican Republic	44.91	Very Low
34. Indonesia	44.78	Very Low
35. Peru	44.71	Very Low
36. Chile	44.63	Very Low
37. Ecuador	44.54	Very Low
38. Venezuela	44.43	Very Low
39. Vietnam	44.32	Very Low
40. Panama	43.62	Very Low
41. Colombia	42.77	Very Low
42. Thailand	39.41	Very Low
43. Turkey	37.66	Very Low
44. Kazakhstan	31.74	Very Low
Source: EF English Proficiency Index Full article:

http://www.bwob.ca/topics/global-iss...lish-the-best/

Thanks for this statistics! Nice to know it! Norway and the Netherlands, my congratulations!