Injaculation

[Squeamous]

I expected something worse given the warnings and actually opened it in a private browsing session. It's just a pee funnel, a practical way to deboard your urine while standing. Originally, I thought you were making up a word or misspelled something. Ever used one? I spent a few days with my dick in a plastic jug once.

No, where would I put it once I'd peed? Presumably I'd be somewhere without running water so I wouldn't be able to wash it, and I wouldn't want to just put it back in my pocket, that'd be gross . Plus it wouldn't really fit in a clutch bag, and I only seem to need emergency pees on nights out.

They didn't have a catheter small enough for Mary ...

Maybe he's a Jehova's Witness?

[Quarterquack]

For xmas a while ago, I bought my dad a small bronze cylinder that was about 2 inches long and half an inch diameter.
It was for parting one's buttocks while sunbathing for that all over tan.

If you're wondering, I didn't need to see any pics before I bought that. It was something of an impulse purchase.

You gave your father a metal rod to stick up his ass in the scorching heat?
And you had the foresight to spin it into a dermatological assist?

You hero.

[manker]

For xmas a while ago, I bought my dad a small bronze cylinder that was about 2 inches long and half an inch diameter.
It was for parting one's buttocks while sunbathing for that all over tan.

If you're wondering, I didn't need to see any pics before I bought that. It was something of an impulse purchase.

You gave your father a metal rod to stick up his ass in the scorching heat?
And you had the foresight to spin it into a dermatological assist?

You hero.

I didn't think of it like that, but it would have been funnier if I did.

I didn't have to put any kind of spin on it because it came in a package fronted with photo of a naked guy, face down, sunbathing.
His buttocks weren't parted, iirc, but there were brief instructions on the back.

[mjmacky]

I've been in the same situation more than once and they always put a catheter in?

I don't think they would have done that even if I was insured. Or maybe they offered and I said I do not prefer being skewered. The jugs were quite nifty. They were kind of like this (lower one)

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[mjmacky]

They didn't have a catheter small enough for Mary ...

More attempts to goad cock pictures from me, get in line.