Page 2 of 10 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 95

Thread: Injaculation

  1. #11
    Funkin''s Avatar home skillet BT Rep: +4
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    3,344
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I honestly thought injaculation was supposed to mean when you shoot your load into somebody else, sort of like the difference between emigration and immigration.
    Nope. It means shooting your load back up into your bladder. Actually the more I think about it the more it's turning me on...

  2. Lounge   -   #12
    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Using Mrs. Nussbaum's CC#
    Posts
    17,943
    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I honestly thought injaculation was supposed to mean when you shoot your load into somebody else, sort of like the difference between emigration and immigration.
    Nope. It means shooting your load back up into your bladder. Actually the more I think about it the more it's turning me on...
    Now that you say that, I can certainly see Idol thinking about how he's thinking of you and how much you both are getting turned on.

    In summary : RUN RUN RUN for everything This cAn only lead to bbloodpath..
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

  3. Lounge   -   #13
    Funkin''s Avatar home skillet BT Rep: +4
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    3,344
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Now that you say that, I can certainly see Idol thinking about how he's thinking of you and how much you both are getting turned on.
    You know exactly what to say to get my blood pumping down south.

  4. Lounge   -   #14
    Quarterquack's Avatar sprclfrglstcxpldcs BT Rep: +3
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Posts
    3,223
    I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

    * - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.
    Last edited by Quarterquack; 06-18-2012 at 03:36 AM.
    Ellipses go here.

  5. Lounge   -   #15
    mjmacky's Avatar an alchemist?
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    10,809
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

    * - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.
    Not only do I now know you've been up the ass of an 8-year-old boy, but I also know what color your spunk is.

    Spoiler: Show
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

  6. Lounge   -   #16
    When i first read the title i was like "Wtf"

  7. Lounge   -   #17
    Squeamous's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    London
    Age
    45
    Posts
    4,753
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

    * - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    I have to admit. I've done this once before by accident. Let's say the conditions were too tight* to release any of my peanut butter. When I started feeling it crawl back up, I pulled out, only to have all of it come gushing down the entire length of what seemed to be a flailing gardening hose imitating chopper blades. The resulting double ejaculation ranks right up there among my top sexual experiences.

    * - I may not be black, but I am a sodomite.
    Not only do I now know you've been up the ass of an 8-year-old boy, but I also know what color your spunk is.

    Spoiler: Show
    I think he means she shat all down his leg

  8. Lounge   -   #18
    mjmacky's Avatar an alchemist?
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    10,809
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I think he means she shat all down his leg
    If it was peanut butter colored, I'm sure it was quite runny.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

  9. Lounge   -   #19
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    I lol'd loudly enough at 15 and 17 to get a text from my secretary saying; 'wat r u laffing @'.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  10. Lounge   -   #20
    Squeamous's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    London
    Age
    45
    Posts
    4,753
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I lol'd loudly enough at 15 and 17 to get a text from my secretary saying; 'wat r u laffing @'.
    Are you in the habit of employing 14 yo girls as secretaries then?

Page 2 of 10 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •