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  1. 06-20-2012, 12:44 AM #51
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    I don't get it!
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  3. 06-20-2012, 12:09 PM Lounge   -   #52
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    I don't frequent those establishments

    The places I go to you can't distinguish the gents' from ladies'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I don't frequent those establishments

    The places I go to you can't distinguish the gents' from ladies'


    Now you've got me worried that I've been Skyping with a guy this whole time. Are you like doing the tuck-under thing or something else.
    Don't get me wrong, I don't really mind the deception and this would at least explain the almost complete lack of bewbs.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  7. 06-20-2012, 01:44 PM Lounge   -   #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    Now you've got me worried that I've been Skyping with a guy this whole time. Are you like doing the tuck-under thing or something else.
    Don't get me wrong, I don't really mind the deception and this would at least explain the almost complete lack of bewbs.
    I'll come clean. It's my 12yo daughter you've been skyping.
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  9. 06-20-2012, 01:57 PM Lounge   -   #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    Now you've got me worried that I've been Skyping with a guy this whole time. Are you like doing the tuck-under thing or something else.
    Don't get me wrong, I don't really mind the deception and this would at least explain the almost complete lack of bewbs.
    I'll come clean. It's my 12yo daughter you've been skyping.


    I'm laughing but really I'm wondering if this is a subtle prelude to extortion.
    Your daughter seems quite intelligent. If she isn't too traumatised by the whole talking dirty to a welsh accountant thing, you should sign her up for Countdown
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  11. 06-20-2012, 02:12 PM Lounge   -   #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    I'm laughing but really I'm wondering if this is a subtle prelude to extortion.
    Your daughter seems quite intelligent. If she isn't too traumatised by the whole talking dirty to a welsh accountant thing, you should sign her up for Countdown
    Chip off the old block
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    So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.
    I'll be at M&SSTD's place at the usual time I'm afraid
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.
    I'm free mate, I'll put on that falsetto voice again and you can injaculate away to your heart's content
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