Injaculation

**mjmacky** · 06-20-2012, 04:33 PM

Squeams, have you ever tried pissing at a urinal? Just wondering... and if yes, did you make a mess of the area?

**Squeamous** · 06-20-2012, 06:07 PM

Not at a urinal, no. I tried it standing up in the shower, but it did tend to trickle down my leg somewhat. There was a bit of a split stream going on. Even if I got a clear shot from my urethra I imagine the moment the pressure abated it would do the same thing. As a result of my experiment I've restricted my upright peeing to the shower since.

**mjmacky** · 06-20-2012, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Not at a urinal, no. I tried it standing up in the shower, but it did tend to trickle down my leg somewhat. There was a bit of a split stream going on. Even if I got a clear shot from my urethra I imagine the moment the pressure abated it would do the same thing. As a result of my experiment I've restricted my upright peeing to the shower since.

I think it's time you take off the training wheels and start playing with angles.

**manker** · 06-20-2012, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Originally Posted by manker

So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.

I'm free mate, I'll put on that falsetto voice again and you can injaculate away to your heart's content

You're always there for me, barbs <3
Not like that woman.

**manker** · 06-20-2012, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Not at a urinal, no. I tried it standing up in the shower, but it did tend to trickle down my leg somewhat. There was a bit of a split stream going on. Even if I got a clear shot from my urethra I imagine the moment the pressure abated it would do the same thing. As a result of my experiment I've restricted my upright peeing to the shower since.

I think it's time you take off the training wheels and start playing with angles.

plus won

**Quarterquack** · 06-21-2012, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

As a result of my experiment I've restricted my upright peeing to the shower since.

Where else did you experiment with upright peeing? Did you try a beer funnel yet?

**megabyteme** · 06-21-2012, 01:29 AM

Talk of Squeams peeing>Darthy, but neither are that interesting.

**mjmacky** · 06-21-2012, 05:50 AM

Obviously this is all an elaborate setup to get Squeams to walk over Darthy and start pissing on him.

**Squeamous** · 06-21-2012, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by manker

You're always there for me, barbs <3
Not like that woman.

I'm like Wallace Simpson or something else

Why would you want me to piss down my leg you strange men? Also, any fool knows you can get a she-pee for upright peeing. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.