Injaculation

[Artemis]

Wow christmas is going to be a hoot at your house.

For xmas a while ago, I bought my dad a small bronze cylinder that was about 2 inches long and half an inch diameter.
It was for parting one's buttocks while sunbathing for that all over tan.

If you're wondering, I didn't need to see any pics before I bought that. It was something of an impulse purchase.

Your dad hasn't at any stage offered any helpful hints on where you could store this marvelous impulse buy by any chance has he?

[manker]

For xmas a while ago, I bought my dad a small bronze cylinder that was about 2 inches long and half an inch diameter.
It was for parting one's buttocks while sunbathing for that all over tan.

If you're wondering, I didn't need to see any pics before I bought that. It was something of an impulse purchase.

Your dad hasn't at any stage offered any helpful hints on where you could store this marvelous impulse buy by any chance has he?

No but at the time he was all; 'that's fucking stupid'.
Nowadays he seems to enjoy telling people about the welcome divergence from socks and aftershave.

[Artemis]

Your dad hasn't at any stage offered any helpful hints on where you could store this marvelous impulse buy by any chance has he?

No but at the time he was all; 'that's fucking stupid'.
Nowadays he seems to enjoy telling people about the welcome divergence from socks and aftershave.

It's a good thing that some of your best stories happen later on at night when no-one else is around, they are starting think I'm a bit odd with the sudden outbursts of raucous laughter lately.

[mjmacky]

I haven't gotten around to understanding that statement yet.

http://shepee.org/

I expected something worse given the warnings and actually opened it in a private browsing session. It's just a pee funnel, a practical way to deboard your urine while standing. Originally, I thought you were making up a word or misspelled something. Ever used one? I spent a few days with my dick in a plastic jug once.

[mjmacky]

The jugs were switched out of course.

[Artemis]

http://shepee.org/

I expected something worse given the warnings and actually opened it in a private browsing session. It's just a pee funnel, a practical way to deboard your urine while standing. Originally, I thought you were making up a word or misspelled something. Ever used one? I spent a few days with my dick in a plastic jug once.

Inquiring minds want to know, why did you spend a few days with you dick in a plastic jug?

[mjmacky]

Inquiring minds want to know, why did you spend a few days with you dick in a plastic jug?

Hospital stay a few years back, they wouldn't let me out of bed until my heart started beating normal again. I was on a constant IV drip and it made me have to pee like every couple of hours; I was in and out so much I was afraid I was going to soil myself. I basically went without a shower for a week, I had never been so icky in my life.

[Artemis]

Inquiring minds want to know, why did you spend a few days with you dick in a plastic jug?

Hospital stay a few years back, they wouldn't let me out of bed until my heart started beating normal again. I was on a constant IV drip and it made me have to pee like every couple of hours; I was in and out so much I was afraid I was going to soil myself. I basically went without a shower for a week, I had never been so icky in my life.

Hospital doesn't count, I thought it was going to be something truly perverse, and anyway I've been in the same situation more than once and they always put a catheter in?

[Barbarossa]

They didn't have a catheter small enough for Mary ...

[manker]

Hospital stay a few years back, they wouldn't let me out of bed until my heart started beating normal again. I was on a constant IV drip and it made me have to pee like every couple of hours; I was in and out so much I was afraid I was going to soil myself. I basically went without a shower for a week, I had never been so icky in my life.

Hospital doesn't count, I thought it was going to be something truly perverse, and anyway I've been in the same situation more than once and they always put a catheter in?

Yeah they probably would have used a catheter if it was needed.
Mary was being a bit of a Mary, me thinks.