Drink safe
Poster
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Drink safe
mostly harmless
effendi
Big Les will be able to tell us more
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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In his part of the world, some people party pretty hard on midsummer's eve. True story.
Also, he's a douchespastic.
I'm Belgian
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No fucking chance dewd ... no phucking chance!!!Originally Posted by Swepsycho
Drink safe
Can you feel the LOVE
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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I see rumors of you doing time in a Turkish prison were (slightly) exaggerated.Drink safe
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This is a leap year. The equinox was yesterday.
Spastic.
FileSharingTalker
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Cops pulled me over tonight for some alcohol testing. They were pulling so many drivers I even had to wait in a queue for my turn for around 15 minutes.
I should add I was taking a lady home which meanwhile fell asleep and told me when we got to her apartment's door she was too tired and we should talk tomorrow instead.
I drunk half a bottle of vodka and yet I was barely below the legal limit, which is 0,5 mg per ml here. I hope I'm not getting immune to drunkenness...
effendi
If I'd had half a bottle of vodka, I doubt I'd be able to get the key in the ignition. In fact, I'd have lost my keys already and my mobile phone and have been looking around for comfortable bushes to sleep in. I imagine that the lady I was with would have gotten a taxi by this point after my drunken pawing at her girl parts finally got to be too much.Cops pulled me over tonight for some alcohol testing. They were pulling so many drivers I even had to wait in a queue for my turn for around 15 minutes.
I should add I was taking a lady home which meanwhile fell asleep and told me when we got to her apartment's door she was too tired and we should talk tomorrow instead.
I drunk half a bottle of vodka and yet I was barely below the legal limit, which is 0,5 mg per ml here. I hope I'm not getting immune to drunkenness...
If I can use a forumular metaphor, what I'm trying to say is that the half bottle of vodka would have lain waste to the entity you know as manker and in his stead would lurk one of the less sophisticated j-dye clones.
And also, she fell asleep? It was only fifteen minutes, you should have just talked to her.
Or maybe you did.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
After a quick nap, she came to her senses, and quickly fled to the door. C shouldn't have been so greedy with his "half"...And also, she fell asleep? It was only fifteen minutes, you should have just talked to her.
Or maybe you did.
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