The everything is actually about Mary thread

[mjmacky]

Fuck it's all been motherfucking insane, I haven't really had a computer in front of me for more than 3 minutes at any given moment forever in the past few days. Except now.

[megabyteme]

Anon Mary is like the irritating lovable game show contestant host who hits the girlsbuzzer before the question has been asked puberty, isn't he.

Please rephrase that so that it is about Mary or else I will have to report you for spamming this thread, Fred.

Fix'd for Nazi thread compliance.

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[manker]

Fuck it's all been motherfucking insane, I haven't really had a computer in front of me for more than 3 minutes at any given moment forever in the past few days. Except now.

What kind of excuse is that in this day and age.

You better have some cool stories. That's all I'm saying.

[Barbarossa]

I hope it involved hookers! (cheeky grin)

[Squeamous]

Fuck it's all been motherfucking insane, I haven't really had a computer in front of me for more than 3 minutes at any given moment forever in the past few days. Except now.

What kind of excuse is that in this day and age.

You better have some cool stories. That's all I'm saying.

I know he has a smart phone. Something doesn't add up.

[Squeamous]

I hope it involved hookers! (cheeky grin)

Yes, did it involve you being propositioned by a prostitute, Mary? And did you realise this time?

[manker]

What kind of excuse is that in this day and age.

You better have some cool stories. That's all I'm saying.

I know he has a smart phone. Something doesn't add up.

Sometimes Mary goes to a place where there isn't any internets so she can study.
Which in and of itself doesn't add up because if I have to study for something, I frequently need the internets.

It's just getting more and more odd.
You know what I think. I think she's cheating on us with another forum. A younger one with better tits and no morals.

[Squeamous]

Sometimes Mary goes to a place where there isn't any internets so she can study.
Which in and of itself doesn't add up because if I have to study for something, I frequently need the internets.

It's just getting more and more odd.
You know what I think. I think she's cheating on us with another forum. A younger one with better tits and no morals.

Yes but don't forget most of your study involves the naked female form, which can be done most efficiently remotely. And furtively. Mary has to use his brain sometimes to actually invent knowledge rather than just collate it. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, since we are without question the loosest, dirtiest board there is. We're also a little bit unpredictable and I would so chop his balls off if he cheated on us

[manker]

Invent knowledge, what kind of devil talk is that. I bet you weigh less than a duck.
If I had the benefit of proximity, I'd cleanse you with fire.

And, yeah, reading between the lines, I think we're the only forum ever to like Mary so cheating probably isn't on the agenda. But just so it's clear, I would assist you in the bollocks dept

[IdolEyes787]

I hope it involved hookers space pirates! (cheeky grin)

Actually after weighing everything I know about Mary I have come up a two highly probable theories.
Either he working as a D.E.A. agent and is currently deep undercover with a Colombian drug cartel as a bike riding mule or else he is out in the middle of nowhere in an underground bunker having his way with a kidnapped 10 year old Asian girl.

Personally I'm leaning towards the second one as up to this point there is no evidence that Mary could ride a bike convincingly.