The everything is actually about Mary thread

[Artemis]

I hope it involved hookers space pirates! (cheeky grin)

Actually after weighing everything I know about Mary I have come up a two highly probable theories.
Either he working as a D.E.A. agent and is currently deep undercover with a Colombian drug cartel as a bike riding mule or else he is out in the middle of nowhere in an underground bunker having his way with a kidnapped 10 year old Asian girl.

Personally I'm leaning towards the second one as up to this point there is no evidence that Mary could ride a bike convincingly.

Not to mention mary would be the slowest drug courier evar on account of the intellectual curiosity over the exact levels of purity of the drug being couriered, as well as the the other components in the mix, and a relative hypothesis on whether this mixture of impurities could be improved, and if so, by how much.

[IdolEyes787]

Believable would be Darth Cicero winning a boring contest against drying paint.

[Squeamous]

Invent knowledge, what kind of devil talk is that. I bet you weigh less than a duck.
If I had the benefit of proximity, I'd cleanse you with fire.

And, yeah, reading between the lines, I think we're the only forum ever to like Mary so cheating probably isn't on the agenda. But just so it's clear, I would assist you in the bollocks dept

It's so easy to forget information on the internet didn't arise from spontaneous generation, isn't it? Before the internet they used 'books' you know. Perhaps that's what Mary's using

[manker]

Invent knowledge, what kind of devil talk is that. I bet you weigh less than a duck.
If I had the benefit of proximity, I'd cleanse you with fire.

And, yeah, reading between the lines, I think we're the only forum ever to like Mary so cheating probably isn't on the agenda. But just so it's clear, I would assist you in the bollocks dept

It's so easy to forget information on the internet didn't arise from spontaneous generation, isn't it? Before the internet they used 'books' you know. Perhaps that's what Mary's using

Question.
Did you reply to what you thought I would probably write in reply to you, instead of what I actually wrote?

Because, like, I wanted to explore the witch thing.

[Something Else]

Mrs.SomethingElse is a bit of a witch. True story. I also got a photo of her doing a nazi salute while wearing a genuine, second world war, Nazi soldier helmet. Another true story. I've never seen more appropriate red-eye in a photo.

[mjmacky]

1. I wouldn't mind running drugs on a bike or in a car, as long as I'm paid well. I enjoy the travel aspect, but desire recompense for the legal risk.
2. I'm not so well off to maintain properties where I can safely store my prized childrens. Also, I'm not a creepy pedophile. I don't push when it's unwelcome, thank you very much.
3. I would visit on my smart phone, but it is an utter pain in the ass. I've probably made a total of 25 posts from my phone, and each one was still an irritating experience. I honestly don't know why any of you bother.
4. In-laws and their friends were in town, various activities going on. There's been a bunch of going out and drinking, doing other social things, and just straight up hiding away. Honestly, the 24-hour period of Sunday can be attributed to Assassin's Creed Revelations, I had enough of everyone and everything at that point.
5. I'm back into the swing of things, accomplished a bunch today, and now can catch up with what everyone has been saying about me in every thread.

[Something Else]

3. I would visit on my smart phone, but it is an utter pain in the ass. I've probably made a total of 25 posts from my phone, and each one was still an irritating experience. I honestly don't know why any of you bother.

Works fine on a phone if you set the user agent as normal, rather than mobile in my experience.

[megabyteme]

3. I would visit on my smart phone, but it is an utter pain in the ass. I've probably made a total of 25 posts from my phone, and each one was still an irritating experience. I honestly don't know why any of you bother.

Commitment. Some people have it.

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[manker]

3. I would visit on my smart phone, but it is an utter pain in the ass. I've probably made a total of 25 posts from my phone, and each one was still an irritating experience. I honestly don't know why any of you bother.

Works fine on a phone if you set the user agent as normal, rather than mobile in my experience.

Plus won.
Altho' I only come here on my phone if I'm not using this manker account

[manker]

5. I'm back into the swing of things, accomplished a bunch today, and now can catch up with what everyone has been saying about me in every thread.

It's just this one, mate