I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

[mjmacky]

You're the most rubbish self-confessed polyamorist I've ever known. You're like a politician who espouses family values but has a mistress on the side, only you've got it all arse over balls. I bet you can't even fuck your own fist without expecting it to give you dinner and a French kiss first. GTFO.

I feel like you missed the point I was making that you're most likely a lot more polyamorous than I and thus come off as Tony Montana railing against me popping a Tylenol.

There's that, and the fact it's really quite badly neglected. A man could get lost in there.

That's clearly because you're racist against Mexicans. Not South Americans, as you were thinking, but stout dark skinned men from the sovereign state of Mexico.

[Squeamous]

I feel like you missed the point I was making that you're most likely a lot more polyamorous than I and thus come off as Tony Montana railing against me popping a Tylenol.

I knew what you were getting at
I don't label myself. I'm whatever feels right to me at the time. I've had one sexual partner for the last 6 months and at the moment haven't got one at all and I'm cool with that. I've decided I'm not going to have sex again until I'm in a relationship. That's just what feels right right now. I'm done with casual sex for the time being. I don't want to be beige, I like caring.

That's clearly because you're racist against Mexicans. Not South Americans, as you were thinking, but stout dark skinned men from the sovereign state of Mexico.

I'M NOT! I've got bilingual signposts up and everything.

[mjmacky]

But something in me says that that's because nobody has ever listened to your complaints before.

I want you to think about that for a second and process two thoughts. 1. Do I keep my stories to myself? 2. How difficult is it to drown me out? Then, consider that the answer to both of these questions is greatly amplified about my person.

But, to answer that very last question, I'm technically not married in the states. There is no certificate in any courthouse in any country or parish that pronounces us a married couple. We took our overseas marriage certificate with notarized translation to a courthouse once and they just told us to hold onto it for whenever we needed to prove it was legal. We've never had to provide it. You can literally just start walking around, doing your taxes and getting added to insurance plans without anyone the wiser. So there's basically no divorce to be had.

Let me just put it this way, everyone I know doesn't want us to separate, but they said they'll understand and not hold it against me if I do. That's of course everyone that has also known us as a couple for pretty much most of the time they've known me (sparing my mom). They've been privy to all of the juicy details I've eked out here, plus a lot more and personal observation. I have neither the talent nor time to recreate that experience for anyone here. I also never speak positively about anyone, in case you haven't noticed, so all you get from is a one-sided story from a one-sided perspective. So I'm basically not capable of being fair about this.

[chalice]

But something in me says that that's because nobody has ever listened to your complaints before.

I want you to think about that for a second and process two thoughts. 1. Do I keep my stories to myself? 2. How difficult is it to drown me out? Then, consider that the answer to both of these questions is greatly amplified about my person.

Jesus. Let's get to that before I'm comprehensively disgusted enough not to read the rest of your post.

I have little doubt that there are myriad stories you keep to yourself. You're selective, but if you think you're being manipulative in this lounge, you are badly awry in that reasoning. You are tolerated as a likeable diversion, nothing much more. It's easy to ignore you. I've done it for the better part of a year, though I have observed. I'm not gonna call you an attention whore, cos I think you're a lot more than that, and I do believe that there is an element of 'cry for help' there.

[Proper Bo]

And I've seen a photo of him and he looks rapey.

You're not the first person to have said that

[mjmacky]

I knew what you were getting at
I don't label myself. I'm whatever feels right to me at the time. I've had one sexual partner for the last 6 months and at the moment haven't got one at all and I'm cool with that. I've decided I'm not going to have sex again until I'm in a relationship. That's just what feels right right now. I'm done with casual sex for the time being. I don't want to be beige, I like caring.

I'M NOT! I've got bilingual signposts up and everything!

Exactly, I'm currently autoerotic Señor Montana. Also, monogamy isn't what brings out my scarcely found caring side. I think the point is that I'm not fond of casual sex, if sex is to be had.

French doesn't count, the Mexicans will think it's a bit ghey.

[mjmacky]

Jesus. Let's get to that before I'm comprehensively disgusted enough not to read the rest of your post.

I have little doubt that there are myriad stories you keep to yourself. You're selective, but if you think you're being manipulative in this lounge, you are badly awry in that reasoning. You are tolerated as a likeable diversion, nothing much more. It's easy to ignore you. I've done it for the better part of a year, though I have observed. I'm not gonna call you an attention whore, cos I think you're a lot more than that, and I do believe that there is an element of 'cry for help' there.

You were supposed to take the point of forumular ease as the point itself, that was the point, and other redundancies of speech. What I intended to assure you was that I'm as much the light switch in person as I tend to be here.

Also, the real chavis couldn't tell anyone that I've been posting at all in the past year and that I just seem to have randomly showed up. Must be a quirk of your newest revision.

[mjmacky]

As an addendum to all, a close friend of mine just shared this while we hid from the sun in the designated smoking area. "I would have left her a long time ago if it was something that happened to me. But for you and her, right now, I have no fucking idea."

I was trying to get his response to your overwhelmingly unanimous decision.

[chalice]

Jesus. Let's get to that before I'm comprehensively disgusted enough not to read the rest of your post.

I have little doubt that there are myriad stories you keep to yourself. You're selective, but if you think you're being manipulative in this lounge, you are badly awry in that reasoning. You are tolerated as a likeable diversion, nothing much more. It's easy to ignore you. I've done it for the better part of a year, though I have observed. I'm not gonna call you an attention whore, cos I think you're a lot more than that, and I do believe that there is an element of 'cry for help' there.

You were supposed to take the point of forumular ease as the point itself, that was the point, and other redundancies of speech. What I intended to assure you was that I'm as much the light switch in person as I tend to be here.

Also, the real chavis couldn't tell anyone that I've been posting at all in the past year and that I just seem to have randomly showed up. Must be a quirk of your newest revision.

Sometimes I actively lay down what I actually think, as opposed to going for the cringe. I've watched people come and go in this place. I ain't no shrink and wouldn't even pertain to be, but there are patterns of language and behaviour I can't help but see. Your style is pretty much impenetrable. I saw that from the beginning, like. That's why I laid off. There was no joke in it, innit.

I've observed that this isn't even a front with you. That's your honest to goodness style, and I respect that, even if your jokes clatter like a stack of fucking plates for the most part. I've decided that I'm here to help you with your communication problems.

Ask me anything.

[mjmacky]

Ask me anything.

Do you want to sleep with my wife?