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    That woman was a little skittish last night.
    Did you notice all the superfluous and extraneous exclamation marks. Always a sure sign all is not right
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    I live in a small one bedroom single story, or have all the photos and video of the same general area not been a clear indicator of that?
    Yeeeees Mary. Sorry Mary.

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    That woman was a little skittish last night.
    Did you notice all the superfluous and extraneous exclamation marks. Always a sure sign all is not right
    I'd had a little bit of bubbly
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    Did you see that.
    I've gotten so used to Mary being literal to the point of Oleg that I'm even making excuses when you don't allow for her autism.

    Ffs. Most tolerant board evar.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Did you see that.
    I've gotten so used to Mary being literal to the point of Oleg that I'm even making excuses when you don't allow for her autism.

    Ffs. Most tolerant board evar.
    I bet doesn't share your benevolent view. Right now he is engaging in his favorite pastime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Did you see that.
    I've gotten so used to Mary being literal to the point of Oleg that I'm even making excuses when you don't allow for her autism.

    Ffs. Most tolerant board evar.
    I bet doesn't share your benevolent view.
    Well, no. He isn't a very altruistic chap.
    I'd go so far as to say if ever I found myself of a similar mind, I'd indulge in a spot of soul searching.
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Right now he is engaging in his favorite pastime.
    What's he up to?
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    Well in all probability it involves little manker and that woman figurines, blowtorches and alot of very sharp powertools

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    That woman was a little skittish last night.
    Did you notice all the superfluous and extraneous exclamation marks. Always a sure sign all is not right
    Sometimes I think posts are about me because I forget the fact that I'm not the only woman on here. That's just one of many reasons of course, but yes, she sometimes strangely indulges in bangs.
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    Bangs
    When I wrote that, I thought; 'she's probably going to call them exclamation points'. Bangs is worse.

    But at least now interrobang makes etymological sense to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Well in all probability it involves little manker and that woman figurines, blowtorches and alot of very sharp powertools
    He should record that and put it on jewtube ftw.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Bangs
    When I wrote that, I thought; 'she's probably going to call them exclamation points'. Bangs is worse.

    But at least now interrobang makes etymological sense to me.
    Just for clarity's sake I wasn't trying to go all programmer nerd on purpose, it was merely the side effect of innuendo.
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