I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

[Artemis]

You are sometimes so pedantic as to be almost exasperating, I don't know whether it is the merkin culture thing, or whether nuance is sometimes just a vague acquaintance? But now that you have sucked the fun out of the joke I will explain: I meant pet as in pet project, not as in a literal pet animal to tether and feed.

[mjmacky]

You are sometimes so pedantic as to be almost exasperating, I don't know whether it is the merkin culture thing, or whether nuance is sometimes just a vague acquaintance? But now that you have sucked the fun out of the joke I will explain: I meant pet as in pet project, not as in a literal pet animal to tether and feed.

We are both posting as our archetypes at the moment.

[Artemis]

Yes, I must confess as I was typing that, I knew, knew mind you, that mary had struck yet again, but as you say I'm posting as my archetype and couldn't help myself, it's so sad to be predictable.

[mjmacky]

Yes, I must confess as I was typing that, I knew, knew mind you, that mary had struck yet again, but as you say I'm posting as my archetype and couldn't help myself, it's so sad to be predictable.

You want to be my predictabuddy?

[Squeamous]

I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on

I thought it was a joint effort

But anyway, don't blame yourself. You have a vagina and you both chat on a regular basis. This threatens to manifest the polyamorous aspirations and startles the subject. Talking about it is fine, but your physiology lends a tangible threat to our friend's insouciance.
Confusion and timidity are bound to follow.

You're right, it was, my mistake

Fuck you douche bitch before I come over there and shut you up for good and fucking kill you.

Morning, retarded love puppy!

[manker]

I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on

You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

[Squeamous]

You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

I work in an all female lab, how are you with being a lab lady?

[Something Else]

If I put on a mouse-suit, will you inject me with stuff.

[Squeamous]

If I put on a mouse-suit, will you inject me with stuff.

I only work with inbred stock. Are you inbred, Ben?

[Something Else]

I could squeeze in to a large french-stick for you.