I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

[mjmacky]

Love baton, greedy attention whore, are we keeping track of accuracies?

[IdolEyes787]

You'll need a claw jobbie. You can borrow mine. Only used the once. To pry her flubbery, hormone-swollen rubber door she calls a mouth off my turgid love baton.

And they say romance is dead.

Anyway given the image that I'm trying to remove,I was thinking a ball-peen would probably be the way to go.

[mjmacky]

You'll need a claw jobbie. You can borrow mine. Only used the once. To pry her flubbery, hormone-swollen rubber door she calls a mouth off my turgid love baton.

And they say romance is dead.

Anyway given the image that I'm trying to remove,I was thinking a ball-peen would probably be the way to go.

If you're willing to invest into a nice drill bit, I'll lend you a vice grip. I'll need the vice grip back.

[Funkin']

I saw on the news there's some new blind date app. You should give that a shot Oleg.

[megabyteme]

I saw on the news there's some new blind date app. You should give that a shot Oleg.

Oleg's use of the app would bring about a factory recall.

[megabyteme]

...and widespread fear in the dating community.

[megabyteme]

If you're willing to invest into a nice drill bit, I'll lend you a vice grip. I'll need the vice grip back.

Speaking of "vice" and "grip", we are quickly approaching your favorite time of the year- the one where little snacks self-deliver to your doorstep. Who else but a pedo could have devised such a spooky hole-i-day?

[anon]

I saw on the news there's some new blind date app. You should give that a shot Oleg.

This doesn't sound like the advice the Funkin' I know and love would give

At this point, I feel compelled to post the following link to restore cosmic balance.

http://textfiles.com/sex/808-laid.txt

[megabyteme]

http://textfiles.com/sex/808-laid.txt

I did not realize you were such a romantic, anon.

[anon]

I did not realize you were such a romantic, anon.

Hopelessly so, sugar.