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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Your metaphors remain really rather good, however.
    It's because I'm always using them to learn people things.
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    OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.
    He posted one fairly recently. I also recall one of her in Japanese garb. She is rather nice looking.
    This alone would obviously preclude you from losing your virginity to her.

    I think this is where you're going wrong.
    Go shag a munter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.
    She's out of your league, Oleg. Your "standards" FAR exceed your prowess. A McDonalds worker may desire a Ferrari, but at the end of his shift he takes the bus.
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    mbm thinks that mary's wife is a ferrari.
    mary is having marital difficulties.

    Do I hear the jingle jangle of car-keys.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    OP, come to NYC and fuck me. Are you good looking? Show me your picture.
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    So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.
    He posted one fairly recently. I also recall one of her in Japanese garb. She is rather nice looking.
    This alone would obviously preclude you from losing your virginity to her.

    I think this is where you're going wrong.
    Go shag a munter.
    See above quotes.I'm fairly certain that the fact of them merely being conscious puts most women out of OlgeL's league.
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    Oleg, just a tentative enquiry.
    On a scale of one to ten, how deeply would you say your mother sleeps.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    mbm thinks that mary's wife is a ferrari.
    mary is having marital difficulties.

    Do I hear the jingle jangle of car-keys.
    Maybe, but I think one of my other friends already has her out on the pavement. He's been dodging me as of late, I think I have to console him at some point to let him know it's OK to be fucking my wife. I like the guy and don't take any pleasure watching the normal expectations of society causing him discomfort during his extra coitus life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.
    She's out of your league, Oleg. Your "standards" FAR exceed your prowess. A McDonalds worker may desire a Ferrari, but at the end of his shift he takes the bus.
    If you don't shut the fuck up, I will buy a gun, come to your state, and put a bullet in your brain. You don't deserve to live. Fuck you.
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I would rather fuck a bus

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