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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    It's called snowbirding. Florida is where you'll find almost any Canadian when they're not in Canada.
    You've obviously never heard of Cancun. Canadians like to patriotically carry half of Canada with them even on boarding passes.

    Also, I'm coming to Kissimmee in a month. Anything I should avoid?
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    Also, I'm coming to Kissimmee in a month. Anything I should avoid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    It's called snowbirding. Florida is where you'll find almost any Canadian when they're not in Canada.
    You've obviously never heard of Cancun. Canadians like to patriotically carry half of Canada with them even on boarding passes.

    Also, I'm coming to Kissimmee in a month. Anything I should avoid?
    Fucking Ivana.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fucking Ivana.
    Might be more difficult than what I proposed.
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    You're on fire, Mary.
    For you, like.
    Last edited by manker; 07-12-2012 at 10:37 PM. Reason: nothing :whistle:
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You're on fire, Mary.
    For you, like.
    Most of them have been me talking trash about Ivana behind her back so I hardly think it counts. I do it to her face all the time, sure, but almost never behind her back. I feel ill now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You're on fire, Mary.
    For you, like.
    Most of them have been me talking trash about Ivana behind her back so I hardly think it counts. I do it to her face all the time, sure, but almost never behind her back. I feel ill now.
    Please make a new thread with examples.

    You know it makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Most of them have been me talking trash about Ivana behind her back so I hardly think it counts. I do it to her face all the time, sure, but almost never behind her back. I feel ill now.
    Please make a new thread with examples.

    You know it makes sense.
    I had a new thread idea, but amputate me stumped as to what kind of reception it would receive. I'm also insanely groggy and can't coherently put it together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Please make a new thread with examples.

    You know it makes sense.
    I had a new thread idea, but amputate me stumped as to what kind of reception it would receive. I'm also insanely groggy and can't coherently put it together.
    I think the reception would be like a watered down version of the other six 'my life sucks, lol' threads that you've made - but now people feel like they can take the piss so it might just be even funnier.

    Groggy is no excuse. Do it like Major James Hewitt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I had almost forgotten Wesley Crusher. He makes my shoulder muscles knot up as if I'm about to punch something.
    Worst character ever.
    And of all the young men in the Star Trek franchise, I never once noticed his cock sticking out in those tight jumpsuit trousers. Jake's and Nog's I did. I think that says everything.

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