Hello?

[manker]

Yeah but he's gonna read it now
You can still salvage this by sending him a different piece of underwear and addressing it to 'The Homeowner'.

That will definitely freak him out since missus chavois is home soon.

[Squeamous]

I'm good Squeams How are you? (stalking forum lunatics aside)

Oh I'm maturing nicely, like a stinky cheese

You a single mum yet? I heard you live in Scotland.......

[Barbarossa]

Actually Barbie asked me if I still had that sig he made with your bewbs on it back in the day. So I said yes, and then he asked me to send it to him. So I did.
I don't know why he wanted it

lmfao you only made that up 'cos it's a friday and you knew I wouldn't read it until monday, or maybe even miss it altogether


...but if you have still got it, like...

(I've only got saved the bewbs that say "I *heart* muldy" down the middle, and it sometimes puts me off my stroke...)

[Barbarossa]

10 years later, Barbie reminded me this place still existed so I decided to say hello.

All you said was "where have you been?", and I said "I'm still frequenting my usual haunts..."

I can't see how any of this is my fault

[manker]

That's the one in the sig. I think I've got the original, too, though.
I seem to recall Mulder had to take one for the team and send a pic of his cawk to Skweeks and Squeams so that they'd post their bewbs.

To this very day, only Skweeky delivered.
Is it any wonder that Mulder doesn't post any more

[Barbarossa]

He was badly let down. We all were

[manker]

It was almost as if That Woman wanted Mulder to stop posting here

If only there was a way she could atone for this error. A way in which would appeal to Mulder's sense of fairness and win back the hearts and minds of the people who depended upon his life blog.
If That Woman was any kind of a man, she'd think of something.

[Darth Sushi]

Hi Sweeky. I still love your avatar.

[Squeamous]

That's the one in the sig. I think I've got the original, too, though.
I seem to recall Mulder had to take one for the team and send a pic of his cawk to Skweeks and Squeams so that they'd post their bewbs.

To this very day, only Skweeky delivered.
Is it any wonder that Mulder doesn't post any more

It was almost as if That Woman wanted Mulder to stop posting here

If only there was a way she could atone for this error. A way in which would appeal to Mulder's sense of fairness and win back the hearts and minds of the people who depended upon his life blog.
If That Woman was any kind of a man, she'd think of something.

That is NOT how it happened!

Mouldy said he would send cock pic in return for bewb pic, which Skweeky delivered. Mouldy's cock then went around the ladies of the bored like a particularly virulent internet AIDS, which culminated in Crabgirl sending me it.

SUBSEQUENTLY my husband at the the time went through the internet history and found the cock pic and I was severely reprimanded for soliciting it from a stranger on the internet. The only thing that saved me was that Mouldy had written Skweeky's name along the length of it .

If anything I'm still owed extra cock pics for the inconvenience.

MANKER.

[manker]

I'm pretty sure that what I wrote is exactly how it happened and why on earth would you need me to send you a pic of my cawk when you see it every other Tuesday and Friday nights on Skype.

I think Skweeky probably put you up to that so you'd send her the pic.
That minx.