Hello?

[Skweeky]

yeah, could you also write 'Skweeks' on it - I am collecting them.

[Skweeky]

That's the one in the sig. I think I've got the original, too, though.
I seem to recall Mulder had to take one for the team and send a pic of his cawk to Skweeks and Squeams so that they'd post their bewbs.

To this very day, only Skweeky delivered.
Is it any wonder that Mulder doesn't post any more

What the fuck is that supposed to mean????

[manker]

Zomg, four question marks. This is srs bzns.

It means that to this day (today) only you made good with your offer of bewbs and that Squeams still hasn't.
The second line is me musing that I think that's the actual reason (The actual reason = Squeams didn't post her tiny funbags) as to why Mulder doesn't post now.

The smiley has magical powers and I posted it to increase the likelihood of posh English burd tits.

[Skweeky]

However, in combining both epxressions of your sentiments, it is possible for one to interpret them as near-insult.
You are lucky that I, too, wouldn't mind seeing some posh English fun bags.

[manker]

However, in combining both epxressions of your sentiments, it is possible for one to interpret them as near-insult.

You so silly :3
As if seeing bewbs could possibly chase Mulder away from anywhere. I actually lol'd after I wrote that reply, re-read what you'd emboldened, and realised the reason for the multiple punctuation.

In other news: now that you've come onto Squeams, she'll probably whip off her training-bra and take that long awaited pic ftw.
I have a suspicion she's been into lady-gardens for quite some time

[Skweeky]

I hate to disappoint - I have been going for the full shave for a while now No garden here, if however she is interested in lady-lavafields, (is that how you call them then?), maybe I can be of assistance.

[manker]

I hate to disappoint - I have been going for the full shave for a while now No garden here, if however she is interested in lady-lavafields, (is that how you call them then?), maybe I can be of assistance.

Lady lava-field?
All thoughts of euphemism have gone completely out of the window and I'm wondering what you did with the lava-lamp before you sent it to Chalice. I bet he has no idea.

I'll put in a good word for you, Skweeks. Although I can exclusively reveal that Squeams doesn't favour the Brazilian, she recently posted a pic of some lady-garden foliage - I think I saved it actually.
Curtains and carpets were well matched, FYI.

[Skweeky]

How do you know the curtains and carpets were well matched? Was it a full body shot or is she a contortionist?

[manker]

She cut them off and stuck them to her chin.
True Story.

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It sounds so improbable that I thought I'd better upload it:
squeams pubes face DSCN2048.jpg

Do you see grey? I see grey

[Skweeky]

That's one of the more disturbing pictures to ever have been posted on this board. And considering I have been frequenting this place for a 10 years, that is saying something.