So you think he's got a people sized cawk knocking around in his 8-10yr boys' boxer-shorts.
With this new information, I think Squeams' fanny might just be playing hostess to a couple of cawks after all. She'll read this and start frothing at the snatch
And also; who am I up against.
I give you people gold.
I think Mouldy's is bigger than everyone's
It's ok, I'm a game bird, I don't mind dressing up as a Nip or a Horse. What do you think, if we make it a foursome I can dress up as Ghengis Khan and ride in on horseback for some pillaging and raping cosplay. Obviously the pillaging and rape would be unidirectional, viz a viz, flowing from me to yous lot. I can arrange counselling for afters if need be. Do you think Mary will be able to get it up for Mongolians or is it just the submissive and polite Asians she prefers?
Whoa whoa whoa, nobody said anything about Oleg having any choice in the matter. As it is he's fortunate, because if I was going to have sex on his penis I would have already done it by now. Oleg, if you're in any doubt check for bruising. I can assure you there won't be any
No I think I liked my idea better.Originally Posted by Squeams
Having my arseal area invaded will probably just make me cry and go home
I think we're going to have a tough time getting Mary excited about any kind of sex. She's been ruined by anime and a promiscuous Serbian.
Have you got a Sailor Moon outfit in your dressing up box? That might work and also I'll bring my Man Utd number 7 Shirt with Beckham on the back as a fail-safe.
Speaking of livestock I can arrange the horses, who did you have in mind for the rest of your horde Genghis Squeams? If you are up for a little hanging,drawing and quartering, if you furnish thevictimnominee I am sure I can make four horses run in different directions all at once, just to bring that extra air of authenticity to the proceeding.
Last edited by Artemis; 08-01-2012 at 10:12 PM.
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