Hoi OlegL

[megabyteme]

1. Dr. No (1962-Sean Connery); Teacher Yes
2. From Russia With Love (1963-Sean Connery); From Yugoslavia with Sex
3. Goldfinger (1964-Sean Connery); :chapeau:
4. Thunderball (1965-Sean Connery); Blueballs
5. You Only Live Twice (1967-Sean Connery); Your Wife Only Cheats Twice (a Day)
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969-George Lazenby); Her Majestys Not-So-Secret Services
7. Diamonds Are Forever (1971-Sean Connery); Marriage Is Not Forever
8. Live and Let Die (1973-Roger Moore); Live and Let Cheat
9. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974-Roger Moore); The Friends With The Golden Ticket
10. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977-Roger Moore); The Teacher Who Shagged All of Us
11. Moonraker (1979-Roger Moore); Go On, Take 'er...
12. For Your Eyes Only (1981-Roger Moore); For Everyone's Peen
13. Octopussy (1983-Roger Moore); As is.
14. A View to a Kill (1985-Roger Moore); More Than a View
15. The Living Daylights (1987-Timothy Dalton)
16. Licence to Kill (1989-Timothy Dalton); License to Cheat
17. GoldenEye (1995-Pierce Brosnan); HingeThigh
18. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997-Pierce Brosnan); Tomorrow Never Satisfies
19. The World is Not Enough (1999-Pierce Brosnan); The Husband is Not Enough

All probably porn titles you have personally reviewed.

Yes, I have your wife's hole collection.

[IdolEyes787]

Bump for Nazi invite thread closing which prevents me from posting there.

Please grow up.

Signed a friend a concerned citizen an interested party a disinterested partya fellow FST member someone who question your sanity a little more with each passing day.

As for "missing" faceless people who you have no actual relationship/connection with,if I was you* I would be more concerned about missing the sun and actual human contact.


*All praise to whoever for allowing me to miss that karmic bullet.

[OlegL]

As for "missing" faceless people who you have no actual relationship/connection with,if I was you* I would be more concerned about missing the sun and actual human contact.

You are so right about the fact that I miss the sun. I visited a doctor recently and he found out I had low amounts of vitamin D. And you are so right about the actual human contact. I guess I need to join some groups.

[IdolEyes787]

True story, I talk to animals that I know don't understand me and I still get the sense they get more of my meaning than you just did.

Maybe I should just yell "NO" and slap you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

[OlegL]

I understood what you had just told me. You said I am missing the actual human contact and you are correct about it. And when you said I was missing the sun, I understood that you feel that I don't leave my house that often. It's true that the doctor found out I had low amounts of vitamin D.

[IdolEyes787]

Hold on a second while I look for a newspaper.

[Squeamous]

Oleg is bringing out my maternal instincts. Someone kick me in the ovaries please?

[megabyteme]

Oleg is bringing out my maternal instincts. Someone kick me in the ovaries please?

This should work:

Spoiler: Show

Your son turns out exactly like Oleg.

[Squeamous]

I'd expect nothing less

[megabyteme]

I'd expect nothing less

If Oleg doesn't do it for you as poster boy for birth control, I don't know what will.

EDIT- ...and the father is Dave.

You are kicked.