Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

[Skweeky]

I have been assured it isn't massive and you can in fact barely see it - to me it feels like Mount Etna though.

[Skweeky]

I am talking about the spot ot my nose by the way, not manker's whatevers.

[Barbarossa]

:')

Those were the days.

Ouch

I realise that could be read as an insult, but I didn't take it as one...

[manker]

NO! I have stretch-marks on my boobs, too, and I've never had babies!!

Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

[Squeamous]

Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned to an A cup

[mjmacky]

Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup

/corrected

[Artemis]

I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup

/corrected

So when the genetically modified rodent you receive in the mail leaps out of the package and gnaws your face off you wont be surprised will you....

[clocker]

So when the genetically modified rodent you receive in the mail leaps out of the package and gnaws your face off you wont be surprised will you....

Any sensible person treats all packages as potential attack rodent vectors, it's just common sense.

[bigboab]

Considering the time it takes Royal Mail to deliver a package it would need to be a genetically modified (hibernating) rodent.

[Squeamous]

I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup

/corrected

Yes that was the joke sweety