Oh God, he is, he's that dude out of Buffy.
Look, why will no-one realise that men and women who look this sterotypically symmetrical are BORING. They're the equivalent of magnolia wallpaper. They look ok, they're inoffensive, but they're not sexual at all. There's not a single sexual feeling this man can engender in me because a) he's boring to look at b) he's done nothing of any great repute c) he has no remarkable talent d) He's TV serial fodder and has nothing distinctive about his personality that I can detect e) I don't know him f) I will never meet him.
So there is NO POINT in this man's existence to anyone but his family and friends.
Now BRING ME LIAM NEESON OR CHRISTIAN BALE BEFORE I SCREAM!
Okay?
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