Hello Everyone "out there".
I am a die-hard night-bird by choice. It's the only time during the 24 Hrs that I can do exactly what I want to do & which way to do it.(No pun intended).
The days sunlight & heat is not there, which makes a big effect of my attitude & behavior.
Nobody to disturb you
And so on.
Please feel free to add up your thoughts too. All "Birds" are welcome.
effendi
So basically you're a 49 year old man who engages in his hobby of internet facilitated onanism under the cover of darkness.
That's. Fantastic.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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He's one of them there vampiric, agoraphobic basement dwellers. A hemogoblin, if you will, who only gets a taste of the claret when his mum has the painters in.
effendi
hemogoblin
noice
Hoi, chavois. What's the crack with the semi-finalists of the bawksing being guaranteed a medal?
No bronze match up? Has this always been the case? Is it the same when they have other amateur tournaments? If not, why not?
Two bronze medals seems wrong. Am I missing something?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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That should be 'craic'. Helps us differentiate between drugs and 'what's occurring'.Originally Posted by manker
hemogoblin
noice
Hoi, chavois. What's the crack with the semi-finalists of the bawksing being guaranteed a medal?
No bronze match up? Has this always been the case? Is it the same when they have other amateur tournaments? If not, why not?
Two bronze medals seems wrong. Am I missing something?
Dunno, mate. Seems a bit wrong to me, too. Yon Paddy Barnes is a fucking chavvy spastic. He got done out of points in Beijing, and he went do-fucking-lally. Let the province down badly with his North Belfast bucketmouth ways. Starting saying, 'it's China, it's a third world country. What do ye expect', in an accent that sets my noshers on edge. I actually when crimson for the bloke.
What a cunt.
effendi
Deary me. Mark Allen is from your neck of the woods as well I think, he said similar things when he was forced to endure the indignity of getting highly paid to pot some balls in Beijing. Double cunt.That should be 'craic'. Helps us differentiate between drugs and 'what's occurring'.hemogoblin
noice
Hoi, chavois. What's the crack with the semi-finalists of the bawksing being guaranteed a medal?
No bronze match up? Has this always been the case? Is it the same when they have other amateur tournaments? If not, why not?
Two bronze medals seems wrong. Am I missing something?
Dunno, mate. Seems a bit wrong to me, too. Yon Paddy Barnes is a fucking chavvy spastic. He got done out of points in Beijing, and he went do-fucking-lally. Let the province down badly with his North Belfast bucketmouth ways. Starting saying, 'it's China, it's a third world country. What do ye expect', in an accent that sets my noshers on edge. I actually when crimson for the bloke.
What a cunt.
Bronze day in the bawksing would be a great idea. Pound a pint and kids get in free, what could possibly go wrong.
I see what you mean with craic but I wasn't wanting to say that, tournament machinations don't sound like craic to me. I mean crack as in how it works, like software innit. And also; homonyms cease being fun when they're not homophones in that particular reader's oral affectation.
I almost went crimson for you
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I'm more embarrassed by the inexplicable insertion of 'when' as opposed to 'went'.Deary me. Mark Allen is from your neck of the woods as well I think, he said similar things when he was forced to endure the indignity of getting highly paid to pot some balls in Beijing. Double cunt.
Bronze day in the bawksing would be a great idea. Pound a pint and kids get in free, what could possibly go wrong.
I see what you mean with craic but I wasn't wanting to say that, tournament machinations don't sound like craic to me. I mean crack as in how it works, like software innit. And also; homonyms cease being fun when they're not homophones in that particular reader's oral affectation.
I almost went crimson for you
I'm putting it down to invisible ninja edits or cannabis withdrawal. Decided to give it all up yesterday, but I swear on all that's unholy, I'll be proper wopped by seven this evening, or my name isn't chamois.
effendi
That was the 'homophone' I was on about, you drug starved loon. I did take several liberties, but.
What state did you get in yesterday to take this drastic, yet temporary, course of action. You were conspicuous by your absence, luls were had due to Idol's spastic foot and Arty's orc appendage.
I take it you were royally spangled in a less than comfortable setting or something else.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
I also erroneously called it a homonym at first and only altered one of the instances
It's alright, I've tightened my cilice.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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The first day is always the best. It goes downhill rapidly after that, though. Spent the evening lying on the sofa, trying to stay awake to watch The Walking Dead with the seven year old. He loves them zombies. I think he sees a little of myself in them. I'd been hitting the booze all weekend, so I was too sick and knackered to think about the absence of dope.
Had mental, violent dreams, woke up this morning, and said 'fuck this'. I've been sweating like a bastard all day. And they say it's not addictive. Lying cunts.
You were on the money with Art's orc-arm foot. That fucking thing should be in a museum or something, labelled 'baby mammoth turd'.
Last edited by chalice; 08-07-2012 at 02:38 PM.
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