Addicted to weed and booze chalice is going to die
eventually
Addicted to weed and booze chalice is going to die
eventually
Respect my lack of authority.
News just in from the cunt...
Something had to give. As of Monday last, owing to a particularly vindictive onset of the bad brain aids, I have consumed no alcohol, marijuana or tobacco. I've invested in nicotine patches, an electronic cigarette and a sturdy pair of walking shoes. I've been dragging my eight year old out on unprecedented and rigorous hikes, eating strange fruit and vegetables, and staring blankly into the middle distance in something akin to meditation.
I've just this morning attended an eye exam to ensure that I have the correct visual prosthetic for the ten driving lessons I block booked just yesterday. I've shaved off my beard, just ten minutes ago, as it happens. Sleep has been difficult, but the clarity of mind I'm achieving thus far is encouraging and almost pleasurable. I almost think I might make it.
True story.
Disclaimer: When I say 'strange fruit', I do not mean recently lynched black people or Olegl.
Yeah, but in his case it's eight year olds, as opposed to one eight year old.
If the Americans had MORE RESPECT for OUR language, they wouldn't have fucking changed it in the first place. The simple fact that 'maths' has been changed to 'math' in the US is proof that we should have issued a license for those pesky Yanks to use our language.
Besides, the fact that more people speak English, excepting Chinese, is testament of how popular our language is. After all, not many Yanks speak French, German, Spanish or Dutch as a primary language (well, maybe Spanish and a little French).
Originally Posted by OlegL
Am I close?
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Respect my lack of authority.
You're so right, as usual. You are very perceptive, aren't you.
People feel honoured to speak English. Thousands of Vietnamese wanted to speak English, and smoke Camel cigarettes. The pinnacle of their life will be if they can live the American Dream, which is to own a big house, drive a large car, smoke Camel cigarettes, and have a buxom blonde movie star on their arm. Sadly, hardly any succeed in achieving this dream, instead working in fast food restaurants and being targeted by pro white cops who see anyone who isn't pure white as being a terrorist suspect.
Millions of women have to have their breasts removed, but only Angelina Jolie gets the opportunity to brag about it.
Originally Posted by OlegL
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