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  1. 07-06-2013, 04:20 AM #1
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    I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.

    I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.



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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.

    I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.



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    Why would a computer want to use google?
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    What do you expect? If He can afford a Apple, a Grande isn't a problem.
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  9. 07-07-2013, 01:53 AM Lounge   -   #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFoX View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.

    I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.
    Why would a computer want to use google?

    I was a bit sloshed and you'll have to excuse my phrasing and grammar.

    However, you can piss of ... my head hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    However, you can piss of ... my head hurts.

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    Drink some vinegar. I hear it helps.
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  13. 07-07-2013, 03:34 AM Lounge   -   #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    However, you can piss of ... my head hurts.

    -doobs
    Drink some vinegar. I hear it helps.



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    I thought God used Bing exclusively! According to Bill.
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    Bing is the tool of Satan.


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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Bing is the tool of Satan.


    -doobs
    So is Bill! Or is Bill Satan?

    Do us a pic, doobs.
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