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    Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a
    warm and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934
    Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent
    17th century carriage hitched to 6 magnificent white
    horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the
    thousands of cheering Britons,all is going well.
    Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
    shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire and the
    smell was so excruciating that both of them had to use
    handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two
    dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.


    The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
    regrets.. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
    Queen cannot control."

    George Bush, always trying to be "presidential", replies. "Your
    Majesty do not give the matter another thought... If you had not
    mentioned it I would have thought it was one of the horses."
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    I'll give you different kinds of fart. Hope you'll have sense of humor.Click here and download

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    Originally posted by camille@21 November 2003 - 09:13
    I'll give you different kinds of fart. Hope you'll have sense of humor.Click here and download
    Oh! I do apologize Camilla. Wait a minute it is not Camilla it's Camille.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Originally posted by bigboab@21 November 2003 - 08:50
    Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a
    warm and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934
    Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent
    17th century carriage hitched to 6 magnificent white
    horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the
    thousands of cheering Britons,all is going well.
    Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
    shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire and the
    smell was so excruciating that both of them had to use
    handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two
    dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.


    The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
    regrets.. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
    Queen cannot control."

    George Bush, always trying to be "presidential", replies. "Your
    Majesty do not give the matter another thought... If you had not
    mentioned it I would have thought it was one of the horses."
    I like it Bigboab.

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