If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

[TheFoX]

But then I've always favoured Kipling.

Yes, he does make exceedingly good cakes.

[Barbarossa]

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

You're absolutely right fellah, and it's a fucking disgrace. Shame on you pretty women. Shame on you...

[Snee]

[TheFoX]

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

You're absolutely right fellah, and it's a fucking disgrace. Shame on you pretty women. Shame on you...

If I remember correctly, Elliot Rodgers said almost the same thing that Oleg has just said, before he went on a rampage and killed six people, none of who he knew personally.

There's an old saying that goes, 'You won't lose your virginity if you go around killing all the totty'. Elliot Rodgers, if he hadn't gone on a rampage, would have eventually lost his virginity, either to a hot totty, or an old dog, and the same can be said for Oleg. My money is on the old dog, or a prostitute. If Oleg was going to lose his virginity to a Hot woman, it would have already happened.

[OlegL]

Today, when I was in a subway car, I saw two beautiful women. I wanted to FUCK those girls. But I was too afraid to ask them for sex.

[TheFoX]

Today, when I was in a subway car, I saw two beautiful women. I wanted to FUCK those girls. But I was too afraid to ask them for sex.

I bet the other passengers are relieved that you are not that forward. What would you have done? Spread eagled them across the seating?

Anyway, on another forum, a hot woman writes...

Today, when I was in a subway car, I saw a retard ogling me. He really wanted me, so I thought I would FUCK him, by opening my legs and letting him see what he couldn't have. My friend flashed her tits at him, just to see the look on his face. It was a picture. Poor fucker.

[megabyteme]

PROTIP for Oleg:

There are different ways to convey the same messages. Time and place makes a difference.

On a subway, or in school, very few women want some creepy guy staring them down and saying, "I want to FUCK you!!!!1!!" Those that do are simply aliens masquerading in human form looking for victims to lure off.

However, in a bar, the likelihood goes up. Creepy and staring can come across as "mysterious" and "confident". Instead of "I want to FUCK!!! you", try, "Can I buy you ANOTHER drinkS?"

I suggest you try this on some of the weaker/older women in the bar as those with options will most likely take your free drink and run.

Or, you could try to learn how to actually build bonds with people instead of just trying to FUCK them. Practice this for a while, getting better at it as you go, then you may not come across as SO predatory. For predatory lessons, see Quarterquack. He's got that down as well as any weasel you'd ever come across in the wild.

[megabyteme]

[OlegL]

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

Pro tip: Being creepy induces a fight or flight response in your 'prey' and they run for the hills.







The only real alternative is that you need a new personality, a far less creepy one would help............











Oh and a makeover too, apparently after your webchat Meg didn't know whether to wave goodbye or reach for his shotgun.















He kept muttering the word Sasquatch?

I have a mental illness, but nobody cares about the fact that I have it, and I can't change myself. And I suffer. I suffer so much.

[Artemis]

Having a mental illness doesn't let you off being a decent human being! If you are going to think of other people, i.e. women, as objects and treat them as such, then you are a bit of a cunt for being like that, mental illness or no mental illness.