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    Hi,

    I am looking to find some REAL voice stress/Lie Detection software I can use either with Google Voice on the PC, or (preferably) on Android.

    Anyone know of/used such software and where I can get it?


    Thanks!
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    I know the software exists for PC. I would simply like to be able to use my smart phone to give me hints as to whether or not someone (mother mainly) is telling the truth.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I would simply like to be able to use my smart phone to give me hints as to whether or not someone (mother mainly) is telling the truth.
    As your Mom is assumingly a woman, save yourself the effort and just go with never.

    Also smartphone is one word.I'm sure it has to be like that because a phone can't actually be smart no matter what marketing says.

    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    ...... (mother mainly) is telling the truth.


    Also my Lie Detection software went nuts at this point and told me that a more probably reason is something about your wife spending a lot of time with the Black guy that lives down the street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Also smartphone is one word.I'm sure it has to be like that because a phone can't actually be smart no matter what marketing says.
    I wouldn't know. Those phones are smarter and able to do more things than some of the people wielding them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I know the software exists for PC. I would simply like to be able to use my smart phone to give me hints as to whether or not someone (mother mainly) is telling the truth.
    I think the app would still fall short of the superior powers of deduction. Become a student of mankind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I know the software exists for PC. I would simply like to be able to use my smart phone to give me hints as to whether or not someone (mother mainly) is telling the truth.
    I think the app would still fall short of the superior powers of deduction. Become a student of mankind.
    I am, and am actually pretty good at reading BS. However, there are certain aspects of my conversation(s) that I would like to know if there is a tip-off. Some people are really good liars.

    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    I wouldn't know. Those phones are smarter and able to do more things than some of the people wielding them.
    I've had mine for about 3 weeks now, and am still feeling like a total n00b. Learning curve for sure...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    I wouldn't know. Those phones are smarter and able to do more things than some of the people wielding them.
    I've had mine for about 3 weeks now, and am still feeling like a total n00b. Learning curve for sure...
    I wake when the sun comes up and go to bed when I'm tired and talk to whoever happens to be in front of me and find places by blessed chance and if I really need to know something I ignore the impulse to look it up and simply do something else so obviously the need for smartfones are for fools and lesser men.

    Also I save like 100 bucks a month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Also I save spend like 100 bucks a month on protein powder.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    More like two hundred but I guess we all have varying things that we choose to be ripped off by.
    At least I'll die from over-stress liver and not radiation induced brain cancer.

    Btw some of that may have been insincere.If only you had some sort of lie detector to discern which part.
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