So by definition you are telling us you have a small not scary 'meanie' ?
There is help for that you know, and you don't have to spend a whole lot of money on penis pills, just get a nice heavy building block and some rope, go up to the top of a multi-level parking structure and tie one end of the rope to your tiny dong, the other end to the block, then heave the block over the side of the parking building.
Think nothing of it, glad to have helped, tiny.
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