3 little words that can silently kill your relationships....Do you say them?

[Artemis]

While we're on the subject, running wouldn't exactly be an option after hacking your balls off, crawling yes, at best a painful mince, running no...

As for the bucket of water, is it a question in quantum mechanics like Schrodinger's cat? Although why all these mathematicians aren't blessed with a simple sense of smell to check for decomp is beyond me.

[Snee]

Maybe if you ran really bowlegged and had some coke first.

[IdolEyes787]

after hacking your balls off..

Again with the hacking.

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

[Artemis]

after hacking your balls off..

Again with the hacking.

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

Why?

I was merely commenting on didi's statement about running after said ball removal, and the probability that spastic shuffling was probably the best he would be able to do, at no point did I wish to buy in to your rather bizarre little paradigm. You need to find someone more impressionable to inflict your rather unfortunate predilections on.

[megabyteme]

You need to find someone more impressionable to inflict your rather unfortunate predilections on.

Not to defend Idol in any way, but you were just encouraging math types to go sniff for rotten pussy.

Schrodinger's cat? Although why all these mathematicians aren't blessed with a simple sense of smell to check for decomp is beyond me.

[Artemis]

Not to defend Idol in any way, but you were just encouraging math types to go sniff for rotten pussy.

Schrodinger's cat? Although why all these mathematicians aren't blessed with a simple sense of smell to check for decomp is beyond me.

[mjmacky]

after hacking your balls off..

Again with the hacking.

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

I visualized long fingernails, then I visualized naked things and began to touch myself. Is this normal?

[IdolEyes787]

I visualized long fingernails, then I visualized naked things and began to touch myself. Is this normal?

Normal for you.

[dion09529]

after hacking your balls off..

Again with the hacking.

No sword,machete, knife,hatchet,scalpel,piece of glass,jagged rock,nail file etc.
Now go someplace quiet and try to visualize.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...rotum-off.html

[megabyteme]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...rotum-off.html

At least use a site where people can read more than the first sentence of the story...

http://metro.co.uk/2009/11/26/meow-m...um-off-612122/

Spoiler: Show

Police are warning of the dangers of revellers taking a ‘legal’ drug dubbed ‘meow meow’, which has led to one user tearing off his own scrotum.Meow meow has been likened to ecstasy Mephedrone is being sold legally on the internet as plant fertiliser but is more commonly known on the streets as ‘drone’, ‘bubble’, ‘meow meow’ or ‘legal high’.
Now police have revealed five young people have been admitted to hospital in County Durham in recent weeks after taking mephedrone – and warned the drug could become ‘a huge problem’.
In Sweden an 18-year-old died from taking the drug and it has now been banned there, as well as Israel, Norway and Finland.
The drug’s chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy and dealers are claiming is therefore not a controlled substance.
However, Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack.
It can become addictive and taken with alcohol or cut with other drugs it could result in death.
Durham Police’s acting sergeant Mick Urwin said: ‘The misuse of mephedrone could have a significant impact upon the drugs market both nationally and locally.
‘It can be envisaged that its use will become wider as word gets around of the ease of its availability and the fact it is not an illegal substance.
‘There are no criminal offences relating to the possession or supply of mephedrone and the effects are the same as Class A drugs.
‘The drug’s extremely addictive and the user had to normally top up on a regular basis. It could become a huge problem for both the police and local health authority.
‘Although it commonly appears to be turned into a powder and ingested inside a capsule, one concern is what are the effects if it digested in its liquid form, if drops are placed in a drink in a crowded bar and an unwitting person was to drink it. If so, it could have devastating consequences.’
The officer has compiled a report into the use of mephedrone across the Durham force area and part of his research has focused on online forums.
The report states: ‘A large number of contributors state how addictive mephedrone is and they are constantly topping up as one individual states that after using it for 18 hours his hallucinations led him to believe that centipedes were crawling over him and biting him.
‘This led him to receive hospital treatment after he ripped his scrotum off.’
Inspector Kevin Tuck added: ‘People are blatantly saying there is nothing the police can do because it is ‘legal’.
‘The use of this drug is becoming more prevalent. Parents should be on their guard – particularly at this time of the year.
‘They need to know it is freely available on the internet and that teenagers are talking about it.’
Darren Archer, manager of the County Durham Drug and Alcohol Action Team, said: ‘People are allowing themselves to be fooled into believing that just because a drug is not illegal it must be safe.’
A Home Office spokeswoman confirmed mephedrone was not controlled under the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971 – but said it would form part of a review of so-called ‘legal highs’ by the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs.